Tattles on Thursday?

Well sins mai Mommie waz not feelin guds an we misseded tattle tale toosday, I iz gonna duz it tooday.

Okies heer goes.

Mommie iz hopless wen it cums to all da cool pyctoors yoo all can do. She twys an twys but she jus canna does it. See, Kilroy mayd a reel funneh comment yesserday bowt mai cardboard posins.

"If you were on top of a piano and had a microphone in one paw, I could imagine you singing lounge songs!"

Mommie an I fawt it wuld be reel funneh ta mayks a pyctoor of me on a piano wif a microfones singin lyk mai Mommie duz at her Kar-Eee-Okees. Wif bubbles an da words "tiny bubbles" floatins abuv me. But afer twyin an twyin she jus canna does it. She iz hopless. *sigh* I finks I needs a noo bloggie typer cuz she jus aynt cuttins it.

Puuuurrrrrssssssssssssss

Chance

Wordless Wednesday

Man-Cat Monday

Dis iz mai noo favurite pwace ta nappie now. Shadow canna gets up heer an I gots a winnow ta luk owt too. It waz cuvered wif boxes untyl dis weeken. Mommie finawwy got rids of da boxes she used wen she moved in.......las yeer. Hehehehe. Fanks fur da noo nappie spot Mommie.

Puuuurrrrrrrssssssssssssssss

Chance

Funnies Friday

Hopes yoo all hav a gud weekend!

Purrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssss

Chance

Thawts on Thursday

I mayd Mommie tayks a test at dis websyt. Jus wanna mayk shur she reely noes wat shes doin rownd heer. I not shur I agrees wif da reesults. Yoo noe, cunsiderin dis weeks bad Mommie momens an all. Hehehe.

Puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssss

Chance

No Woofie Wednesday

Well I gotted mai extwa scritches an effuryfing las nite jus lyk all yoo guyz sed. But I iz keepin mai eyes on dat woofie fur a wile ta mayk shur it donna happens agan.

Puuuuurrrrrrrsssssssss

Chance

Tikked Off Tuxie Tuesday

So las nite I waz lyin on Mommie getting mai bedtym scritches lyk I do efurry nite. Den dat stoopid payn in da butt woofie cam up on da bed an pusheded me off! An yoo noes wat Mommie did? She lets him do it! Jus cuz Shadow iz scaredy of da boom boom storms owtsyd, I gots booted frum da bed an missed owt on mai speshul tym wif Mommie. Shur she sed she will mayks it up to me to nite, but I hadta spen da hole nite in mai hammick. Donna gets me rong, I luv mai hammick, but I wuld hav ratter sleepy all nite in da big bed on Mommie lyk I does effury nites. Why shuld I hafta changie mai sleepy tym fur da stoopid scaredy dawg? I fink itz tym ta do sumfing bowt dat dawg.

Chance

Man-Cat Monday

Mommie waz gona agan all weeken an only cam home fur bedtym scritches. She sed itz cuz its nys an warm owtsyde so she will be bizzy lyk dis fur a wiles.

I fink she shuld stay homes wif me an Shadow fur a change.

May be sumday she wil lissen.

Chance

Tribute for Storm

A tribute to a furry strong kitteh named Storm.

May she find peace at the rainbow bridge.

Puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssss - Chance

Woofs and Lovey Licks - Shadow

Thoughts and Prayers - Mommie

Thawts on Thursday

I donna unnerstan mai Mommie at all. Fyrst she mayd da lowd sukky machine mad an he ated mai toys (Mommy: Which I pulled out and cleaned for you). Den she put waters all ova da floors an now I hasta stay on da taybl. I jus donna gets it at all. She callz it cweenin, but she neva don dis afor an I iz confyoozed. May be Shadow noes sumfin bowt dis cweenin bizness.

Puuurrrrrsssssssssssss

Chance

Woofie Wednesday

Hello Bloggysphere! Shadow here. Its been a few weeks since I have posted anything besides a wordless wednesday so I figured I would share with all of you some of the things that have been going on here since Chance turned one year old. 1. Mommie decided it was time to take away the kitten kibble. Chance is not happy with this and is eating my food instead of his own.

2. Since Chance is eating my food, I have been eating his. When he catches me eating his food he runs and cries to Mommie about it.

3. I get in trouble for eating his food and then Mommie puts more in his food dish. (At least someone is eating it)

4. Mommie has been spending a lot of time outside in the hotness without me. I keep asking her to take me out with her, but she says it is too hot for a black doggie.

5. I got to see grampa the other day. Mommie went over to his house to see him and she let me come along too! Grampa gives the best scritches.

6. No new toys for me have arrived lately. I keep telling Mommie I want new toys like Chance gets, but she says I only ever play with toys that squeak and I have enough of those. (thats what she thinks)

7. Mommie said that next time she buys my food, I will be getting a new flavor too. She says because of my tummy troubles, the V-E-T wants me to try something new to see if it helps.

8. No More People Food. Thats what the V-E-T said to Mommie. No More People Food. I do not like the sound of this at all.

9. Does No More People Food include pizza?

10. What about french fries?

Im a little worried about those last three because I LOVE people food. Especially french fries with ketchup and extra salt. MmmmMmmmm Yummy!

WOOOOOFS!

Shadow

Tuxie Tuesday - Tem Tay Shuns

Gud mornin Mommie. Can I haz sum tem-tay-shuns pweese? But I iz hungwy cuz yoo givs me da yukky fuds dat I donna lyks.
GIVE ME TEM-TAY-SHUNS NOW!
Nom, Nom, Nom, Fanks, Nom, Nom, Nom

Puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss

Chance

Man-Cat Monday - Mousies

A wittle bit ago mai fwiend Daisy the Curly Cat did a postie on des cool mousies frum da Snow Leopard Trust. Well Mommie thawt dey wer furry cyoot so she gots me four of dem! Sept I alweddy losted two uf dem an she sed until I fins dem I canna hav da utter two. *Hmph* I noes war dey arr, Iz jus not gonna tells her.
Oh, Mommie sez sinse I am a full gwown man-cat now I can havs noo fud. No more kitten fuds fur me. Insted I gets wun kind (Mommie mixed mai kitten chow with a/d formula fur mai dygestyun). Sept, I donna lyk it at all an only eets stinky gudness now. Mommie is furry fwustwated wif dis noo devewopment. Hehehehe. I iz a gwown man-cat now an I haz demands! Givs me da gud fud or nofing at all! An I wants mai toyz too. No mor hidin dem frum me. Oo Oo an no more leevins fur hole dayz an only comin homes fur bedtym scritches. I needs moor scritches den dat in wun day. Oh an tells da woofie ta stop eetins mai crunchies. Just cuz I don eets dem, duzna meens he can. Hmmmmm, I fink I will hafta mayks a list of all da demands but fur now I iz gonna go nappies in mai hammick.

Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss

Chance

Finally Friday

Pleese go see Laila an her Mommie. The lovely Lilly went to the bridge an dey arr gonna needs yur puurrrsssss rite now. (Scroll down for Finally Friday)

Hooray fur Friday! Mommie sez it iz gonna be reel reel HOT dis weekend. Like a squillion degwees ur sumfing (close to 100°F). She sed dat meens we will be stayin in da howsie fur most of da weeken wif da cold air on. But shez leevins me on Saturday! She iz goin to sum myoosic festibal an will be gones all day. I am not happies bowt dis, but she sed she will be home in tym fur scritches afor bed soes I gess its okies.

I hopes all mai fwiends hav fun dis weeken an twy an stay cool wif da heet waves comin thru.

Puurrrrrrsssssssssssssssss

Chance

Thawts on Thursday

Jus wunnerin why der arr no noo pyctoors of me ta post on Mommies flashy box. I jus luked an der arr noo pyctoors at all. I iz confyoosed. Mommie iz slakin a bit heer. Imma hafta gives her da bitey laters az pun...puni....cuz shez bad.

I gess insted of me, yoo will jus hafta settles fur a funnies.

Puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss

Chance

Wordless Woofie Wednesday

Thankfull Tuxie Tuesday

Fyrst I wanna say fanks ta efurrywun hoo camed to mai birfday partay! Mommie sed she haz neva seen soo many kittehs an woofies pwayin in wun pwace afor. Hehehe. I hope yoo all had az much fun az I did. Corse I fink I may hav had too much funs cuz mai heady hurts. Mommie sez it iz called a nip-hangova. I donna cares wat itz called, I jus wanna naps in mai hammick. Mommie, bwings me sum water an tem-tay-shuns pweese. I canna lifty mai head.
Puuuurrrrrrrssssssssssss ZzzzzzZzzzzz

Chance

PeeEss Frum Mommie:

We will get around as soon as possible to thank each and everyone of you for coming and making this the best first birthday party possible.

UPDATE!!!!

The lurverly girls at Zoolatry mayded dis furry cyoot pyctoore fur mai birfday an I jus hads ta shares it wif efurrywun. Isna it byootafuls.......Fanks girls!

Man-Cat Monday - Happy Birfday!

Wats dat Mommie? Itz finawwy mai Birfday? An I gots a pressie too? Wow....Wat iz dis fing? A Hammick yoo say.
*sniff**sniff* Hmmmm it smells lyk a nudder kitteh. Itz DORF.
Itz softy an snuggly. Iz makin bizkits on it.
Ooooooo I see yur sposta lay in its.
Soooooooooo Comfy cozy. Fanks to all mai fwiends at Forty Paws fur the wunnerful Hammick. I loves it lots an spent mosta mai birfday nappings in it. Acorse dat waz wen I wasna eetin mai speshil stinky birfday gudness, or gettin extwa scritches frum Mommy. Even Shadow waz nys ta me all day. It waz wunnerful. And now I gets ta pawtay wif all mai fwiends tooday. I culd get usta dis birfday stuffs.

I hopes efurrywun tellyports ova fur da pawtay. Mommie gots us lotsa tem-tay-suns an chikens and STEAK too ta munchy on! An I iz gonna getsta twy mai furry fyrst Niptini (I canna wayts). Oh an we can go owtsyd tooday too (az long az yoo hav a harness cuz we donna hav a fens).

Shadow evan sed he will lets us pway wif hiz toys an pway restle wif him. So cum on ova an shares in da fun. Efurrywun iz welcum ta come. Bwing yur woofies and buns and birdies too if yoo want.

Chance

Final Friday

Well fwiends, dis iz mai final friday az a kitten. Next tym I postie on da bloggie I will be a wun yeer ol man-cat. I canna wate. Just fink, I can twy mai first niptini and may bee fyns a purrty girl kitteh ta be mai speshul fwiend. I iz soo asited I canna evan tayk a nappie. Evan doh I am all snuggled wif Mommie on mai cowch.
Okay, may be I can tayk a nappie afer all. *yawnz*. Hope all mai fwiends hav a gud weeken an amember ta stop in on Monday fur mai big Man-Cat Birfday Bash!

Puuuuurrrrrrrssssssssssss

Chance

Thursday Thirteen

Heer arr thirteen fings I did dis week.

1. I mayd mai litter box fall ova on its syd. Mommie sez I iz lukky it haz lid ta keeps mai litter insyd.

2. I wented owt on da harness agan. I styl donna lyk its.

3. I whapped dat stooopid dawg fur steelin mai fuds. Grrrr

4. I mayd da dawg fud boll fall ova an spyled da fuds all ova da flor.

5. I forgave da Mommie fur leevin me.

6. I gave Mommie da bitey ta remynd her dat I didna lyks dat she went aways.

7. I bwoke da winnow blinds in da rain room winnow. Mommie iz not happies. Hehehe.

8. I twied ta eets da dawgs eers like mai friend EG. Shadow wazna happies.

9. I losted all da noo toys Mommie gaved me wen she got bak frum her twip. She canna finds dem.

10. One word - YAK (mai fyrst yak)

11. I fownd owt how ta get da tem-tay-shuns off da hi up shelf. I ated a hole bag afor Mommie fownd me. (hens da YAK^)

12. I figyured owt how ta turn on an off da talky box wen Mommie izna homes.

13. I lurned how ta reed da cawendar an gess wat........Its almost mai purffday! See sinse Mommie fyrst gots me we didna noes wen mai purrffday waz. Soes wen da noo vet saws me he sed I waz abowt 6 months old. Soes him an Mommie asided ta puts mai purrffday az June da wun 2007. Dat meens on Sunday I will be wun yeer old! An a full gwown Man-Cat too. I iz gonna hafsta ask mai fwiend Mr. Tigger ta mayks me a noo badge fur da Man-Cat club cuz I willna be "in twainin" no mores. Ooooooo I is soo asited. I hopes I gets sum stinky gudness an sum pressies an may be anutter kitteh tower (I iz lurvin myn now). Mommie sez sinse we canna do a posty on mai purrffday we will have a speshul purrffday postie on Monday. Mayk shur yoo stop on bys an sellybwate wif me!

Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrssssssssss

Chance