Monday, December 31, 2007

Monday Moooorrrnnnniinnnnnn

Otay kittehs. Tell da beans to get da fwanel ajamas. Dey is wunnerful!

Gampie got deze urple ajamas fur Mommie as a chrissymas pwesent! I wuvs dem. Dey soft an vewy warms on my nekkie. Speekin of my nekkie, do yoo see da horror??? A nudder cowwarr! Silly Gampie gots me a hot pink cowwarr. An yes, it gotz a bell too.

Mommie, I noe yoo wuvs da Grampie, but tells him dat I iz a boy-cat an I dunna wanna ware pink. I let Skeezix ware da pink stuff. I wuld much watther have da red cowwarr on pwease.

Iz meen it, getz me mah red cowwarr............NOW!!!

Friday, December 28, 2007

Hooray for Fambly Friday

Iz been dopted by Monty Q and Poppy Q! An Poppy even mades me her Friday Friend today! I soo happiez to hav such wonnerfur fwiends. Tanks guyz, yoo shur noe how to makes a guy feel wike he bewongs. So now I gots a sisfur and two brofurs. Cuz I tink Mr. Hendrix is lyke a big brofur to me too. He lets his mommie and daddie takes care uf me wen I was hurted an dats wat big brofurs do. Dey wook owt fur yoo.

But now as pwomised, heers da Meme I was taggeded fur by The Furry Bambinos.

Here are the meme rules:* link to the cat who tagged you and post the rules on your blog* share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself* tag 7 random cats at the end of your post & include links to their blogs* let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog

1. I luvs to cuddle wit mommie in da morning afor wurk, and gives her da bitey at nite.

2. I donna lyke wen da woofie layz on da flor wen I on da cowch. I jus hasta gives him claw filled smackies on da head. He donna lyke dis. Hehehe.

3. I only giv mommie da bitey on her left hand. I gives her da bunnykicks on her rite hand.

4. Wen Mommie tellz me “Chance No!” I gives her da bitey.

5. I can heer da opening of da stinky goodness can frum cross da howse.

6. I hidez muh toyz in da kitteh bed that cam wit me frum Ohio, but I neva use it. Itz jus were I keeps muh toyz.

7. I luv to hidey in my tunnel an wate till Mommie or da woofie walks by itz. Den I jumps out and gives dem da bitey reel hard lyke. Den I hasta run an hydes afor I gets caughted.

I nose almos all muh fwiends haz dun dis meme so Iz gonna tag da wuns dat arr new to da bloggies soes we can gets ta noe dem better.

Tesla – cuz shes a cyoot kitten lyke me and new to da bloggiesphere lyke me!

Suki – Cuz she new too and I dunna noe anyting bowt her.

Vincent & Mike – Cuz Vincent luks lyke a cool cat and I lyke dat Mike has a boyz name but shes a gyrl.

Raowr – Cuz she new to her fambly and Napoleon donna let her bloggie much yet.

Tiki & Tavi – Cuz I jus met em and dey havs a woofie who dey let tink is in charge too jus lyke me.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Towtawy Tyred Thursday

Sowwy, but wez too tyred to bwoggie today. Wez jus gonna nappy all day wong. Wez gonna twy to bisit wit owr fwiends tomorry. Hopez you all hads a gweat Chrissymas too!

Pee Ess, Mommie finished da meme from da furry bambinos. Wez gonna post dat tomorrow iffen wez can keeps owr Iz open. *YAWNZ* Nite nite..........ZzZzZzZzZz

Chance & Shadow

Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Christmas Monday!

Check owt da gweat pwessies I gots from Jan's Funny Farm. Tanks a lot guys! Iz soo glad we arr fwiends. I weely lyke da kitteh stockyn. It's pawsum.

Mommie sez we wonna be bwoggin much dis week cuz of da hollydaze. She sez her fav kid bean is visitin frum sumpwace called TexAss and she gonna spen lots of tyme wit her. Shez 5 years old and I hopes she not too stikky. I'll have ta bitey her an den I noo Mommie will be mad. Maybe Iz jus hidey unner da bed wen da kid bean is here.

But da gud newz, Mommie is takin me wit her to visit da fambly fur Chrissymas! She sed lottsa tyme in da PTU, but also lottsa tweats frum da beans too. Dey jus better hav da Tem-Tay-Shuns I lykes.

Also, since we willna be home on Chrissymas Day, Mommie gavs me my pwessie already frum her! She sed da wuns from Santy Paws isnna heres yet so IIz gunna hav ta wate. But here is a cool moovie of me pwayin wit my vewy fyrst Chrissymas Pwessie! Enjoy and has a Happy Hollydaze to all my new bwoggie fwiends.

Psssst.....I wuz tagged by The Furry Bambino's fur da 7 tings bout me meme. I pwomis as soons as da hollydaze is ova, I will get dat posted. Maybe by Thursday?? Mommie??

Mommie: I dunno yet Chance. We will have to see how busy we actually get this week. We have lots of people and places to visit. And lots of presents for you to pick up. You might be too busy playing with all your new toys to come up with 7 different things.

Nuh uh Mommie, I can does it!

Mommie: We will see. I heard grampy got sum really primo home-grown catnip for you.

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Fashion Friday, Yesterday's Answer

You're Rite! It iz a cowarr. Mommie sez I haz to ware it all da tyme lyke da woofie doez. But dat bell tingy is dwivin me cwazy! I tink Imma twy Queen Snickers idea and jus chew it fwat.

Well afer Mommie put dat bell on meh, she also gave me my firs t-shirt! I still not sur iffin I lyke it or not, but Mommie paid me fur my mod...mode.....posin. Yup Yup Daisy, I got TEM-TAY-SHUNS! Dairy fwavor wuns. Dey arr pawwwsum! Mommie had ta put da powch up high cuz I kep chewin on it. Hehehe.

Dun I luk handsum in gween? An jus in tyme fur Santy Paws, it gots a litle messag fur him....see.

Mommie sed wen she sawz it she laugh and laugh lyke a wunatic. Da wady at da store luked at her lyke she was funny or sumting. Well she iz my mommie so I noow. She is funnies.

Otay mommie Iz had enuf of dis. Take da shyrty off pwease.

Fine Iz giv yoo wun more posey, but den yoo beter tak it off and giv me my payz.

Ahhhhhhh, as wong as she payz da gud stuf, I culd get useded to dis!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

What the hekk?

Ever since Mommie gots home last nite, i keep heawin a winging noizey and I cannot figur it owt. It sownds lyke its rite unner me, but der is nuttin dere!

I keep lookin, but I dunnot see anyting. I soo confuzded. Where da hekk is dat bell cumin frum?!?!?!?

Uggggg, Post a commenty if yoo noow were da noize is cummin frum. And tomorrow I will let yoo noow wha I figur owt on my vewy fyrst Fashion Friday!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Woofie Wednesday

I Want Food. What You're Eating Looks Good.
Feed Me......
Mmmmmmm, Yummy Looking Beef

Feed Me Now!
UPDATE! We gots profiles on Catster and Dogster now. If you gots a profile, adds us!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Tuxie Tuesday!

Mommie, jus cuz dey turn da powurs on, donna meen yoo has ta spen da hole nite cweanin. I meen we hads nyce tyme da otter nite just snugllin rite?

Besydes, I donnot lyke da lowd sucky ting vewy much. Althow it kinna fun to watchy da woofie run and barks and chasey it. He soo stoopid sumtime. I jus sit on da table and watch him.

Ahhhhhh, finawy! Tyme to snugglez. Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..ZzZzZz

Guess Wut!?! I'm on da TGH site tooday. Check me owt!

Luvs Chance

Monday, December 17, 2007

Mini Message Monday

Mom sez der is no piccys to post toooday cuz da snow an icey killded owr powurz and da flashy thin dinna chargge. I dunno wut dat meens, but it was cowld and dark at owr howse all weeekend an Shadow an I just snuggled wit da mommie on da cowch wile she reeded sum books. She had ta gets a lantern ting cause I kept sniffin her candlez an she wuz wurried id get burnned. Hehehe. Oh wells, i lyke da lantern ting too. It rollz cross da floor wen I bats it offa da table. Den mommie yells "No Chance" and chases it. Hahahahaha, yoo shuld seez her when she run. Itz funnie. Well I gotsta go. Mommie sez to hurries up cuz dis her work puter an her boss be mad if he catch me on it. Iz gunna have piccys tomorrow cuz mommie sez da powurz is bak on now so da flashy ting will be chargded. Puuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrz

Friday, December 14, 2007

Fun with Nip Friday

Guess wat waz in da black box at da road wen mommie got home last nite...Nip Ravioli's!

I wuv my new ravioli. I chewed on itz, and bunnykicked itz, and bats it cross da floor.

It twied to gets away so I gots da claw in its and pulld it bak

Den I gots it unner my table and snuggled its fur a while.

I was xausted. It was lotsa funs and gots me vewy tied so I crawled on da mommie fur a nappie.

Yoo guys got da bestest toys eva. I soo glad my mommie reads ur bloggies and buys me da toys yoo wecomend. Odderwize she wuld just buy da mousies and I luvs dem too, but sumtyms u need sumtin diffwent.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Happy News

YAY! I haz sum citing news today. Last nite wen mommie came home we wents to go seez my new V.E.T. persun. Dey tooked sum piccys of my insydes and stole sum of my blood. I didnt care cause Mommie got to hold me wile dey stuck me wit stuffs. Wel da V.E.T. sez evwyting luks gud! He sed I heeeled reel gud and u know wat dat meeens.......NO MORE CAGEY! Iz soo happy I tooook all da toys owtta my cage and skatted dem all ova da house! And get dis, I gots to sleepy in da mommie bed last nite, all nite! Woffie sleeped at da feets and I gots to sleep ON mommie wile she pettzed me and I purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrz. It waz awwsum.

I wuz soo tied affer da V.E.T. I stolez da woofie spot on da cowch and mommie tawt it waz funnie so she tuk a piccy. Shadow just lay on da flooor and played wit da squeaky ting.

Mommie sez da V.E.T. wannsa wate a lil longer till we get da hoohaectomy done. I dunno what dat is yet, but I dun wanna know. It does not sownd gud. Mommie sez it will be a few weeks yet till dat happenz anyway so Iz not wurryed.

Affer all de citement Iz gonna go takes a nappy on my gizzy. Mommie putz it on my cowch fur me beefur she went hunting so I haz a cumfy playce to sweepy. An she sez tonite shes gonna putz it on da hooman bed so I haz it all night!

Oh yeah, befor I furgetz......I GOT A CHRISSYMAS CARD! Da lovely Millie an her mommie sent me dis vewy cyoot chrissymas card in da snale male. Hear I am tellin woofie to go wayz cuz itz mines. Affer dis i tuks it in my mowf and carried it to muh gizzy. Den mommie tuk it an hungs it on da wall nex to her cards. Thanks Millie and Lynn! I luv my first Chrissymas Card.

Luv and purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs


Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Woofie Wednesday

Its not fair I tell ya. I teach the little booger to blog and then he hogs the bloggie so I can't even play! So I told him he has to share from now on and give me at least one day a week. We'll see if he can remember who is boss around here. (Mom thinks she's the boss, but we know who really rules the house)

And as if all this wasn't bad enough, Mom spent soo much time trying to take pictures of Chance, she only managed to get one picture of me with the new flashy box! Can you imagine? And she says she only gots this picture of me because I got in the way. The rudeness of her. It is soo sad I think I will go pee on the floor right next to where she walks in the door. That way when she gets home from her day hunting, she will know I am mad at her.

Other than all this annoyance, I kind of like the little booger. Since he got here, Mom gives me the can of yummy goodness for dinner too! I haven't gotten the can of yummy goodness in years cause Mom says it gives me gas and I burp alot. But once Chance came to live with us, I kept trying to steal his stinky goodness. Mom said this made my gas problem even worse than it was before so she went to the store to get me some of my own. When she came home she had no cans! She got these little powch things that have the goodness inside them instead. She says there are less preservatives in the powches and that's better for me. I think she's a little nuts, but I don't care cause I'm getting the good stuff for dinner again. YAY!

Another good thing about the little booger being here, is the toys! OMG! OMG! OMG! Chance got all new toys and stuff cause Mom got rid of all the stuff she had from her last kitty. She came home with the huge Petco bag and I got all excited (cause I know what that bag is). But then she started pulling out all this kitty stuff and I started to get sad. But you'll never guess what was at the bottom of the bag.................A SQEAKY BALL! It's just like the one I lost only better cause the squeaker still works. I sqeak it all day and night and Mom just loves it. She calls it my "Shadow settle down!" I have no idea why she calls it that cause it just makes me go crazy crazy crazy. It's like I'm a puppy again. Come to think of it, I'm gonna go sqeak it now and practice for when Mom gets home from hunting. Gotta go SQEAK!


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Tuxie Tuesday & New Flashy Box

Well Mommie went to da stores to piks up her new cordy thing fur da flashy box and sumhow she cum homes wit a whole new flashy box! She sez da guy at da store lukked at her flashy box cause she sed it dinna wurks ryyt. An he tolds her der was no way to fix it to wha she wanned. So she just gots a new one! An she all happiez cause it pupple colurred or sumting. So den she tol me to act cyoot so she culd showz my bloggie friends gud pictyurs now.

Mommy pweese put da flashy box away and play wit me.........

Dat don luk lyke yoos putting it away, luks lyke yoo still doin da flashy ting.......

Fine, I will jus pway with my nanners till yooor dun wit da flashy box.

Okay dats it, yoo gets da lazers!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Full Monty Monday, hehehehe

It's munday agan an dat meens mommie is day hunting. So iz just gonna nappy on da cowch today. Mommie tooked da pictuurz of me sleepin da otter nite and she tawt it waz cyoot. She sez I had to shows my bloggie fwiends. I guezz I is kinna cyoot when I sleepies lyke dis.

Luv an kitteh purrrrrrrrrrrrzzz


UPDATE: Mommie just gots a phone call seyin her new flashy box cord is heer so wez gonna get better pycturz fur da bloggie now. YAY! Den I ken taak better piccys of my gizzy quilt too soes yoos can see how prettie it weally iz. I soo cited I canna wait till mommie getz home from da stores.........

Friday, December 7, 2007

Finally Friday

Hi mommie, I came to sit on da cowch wit ders a woofie up here too. Ummmm.....
I'll jus lay downz heer and hope he dun notyce meh....

(Note from Mommie - As I was getting ready for work this morning I happened upon the above scene. Shadow was very interested in sniffing Chance, but kept his distance like a good dog. There was no hissing or growling at all. Only tail wagging and a loud purr occurred. YAY! Also next week we will have much better photos as I have ordered a new cable for my digi camera that should be in on Wed. Again, YAY! No more fuzzy pictures.)

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Golden Rose

I got a beeyootiful golden rose from the royal kittehs Queen Snickers and Empress! I gaves it sum water and fower fud lyke mommie tolds me and now I got lots of em. I wants to give dem to my new fwiends.

1. Mr. Hendrix - Fur letting his mommie take care of me and give me a warm place to gets better. Tanks a whole bunch. I sure waz luckies to find yoos!

2. Monty Q - Fur offerin me sum big mancat lessons. Az I gets older I will be askin lots of big mancat qwestions and I know yoo gots da answers.

3. Daisy - The prettyest and bravest circusy perfurmer eva. Soon as I gets better, I tink Iz gonna try sum of dose gweat twicks yoo do.

4. Riley, Tiki, & Kesey - Fur givins me de advise on my woofie brofur. U waz right, hez not so bad. But Imma styll gives him da hissie.

5. Darling Millie - Fur doins a wonnurful job wit da quality controls on all da gizzy quilts. And gives one to yur Mommie fur doing the hard partz too.

6. Finally to all my friends at the Washington Area Humane Society. Dey were da onez whu lets me rest and plays and meets my new mommie during de LONG ryde in the metal machinez to my new home.

Wellz dat wuz fun! Finawwy I can givs summin back to my new fwiends on the bloggiesphere. Enjoy da fowers, but dunnot eats dem.
Love Chance

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

(Cause I wanna play too)

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Well, I guess he isn't soo bad..

Okay so I listened to all my bloggie fwiends and let da woofie sniffs me. HE LICKED MY FACE! I did not lykes dis and had to hidez for a bit to cwean myself up. But den mommie found me unner my chairz and let me snuggle her on da couch while she watched the talky box. I just purrrrrrrred and purrrrrrrrred for hours. I lykes snugglins with mommie on da cowch. Itz nyce and warmz der. Speshlly when she gets da blankie out fur us.

Den da woofie got all lowd and speedy lyke so I went to hidey againz. Mommie alwayz findses me when I hidey. But I no give da hissy even once till dis morning, but dats cause Shadow tryed to eats my breaky-fast. I was no happies den, but mommie tolds him "NO" and she took hims outsyde and closeded my door so I culd finish. Den she pikked me up fur sum cuddles and went day hunting. So nows I gonna go takes a nappy and wates till she get home.

Since it tuesday, Mommie sez I shuld show my toesies. So heres dey arr. It blurry cuz I waz gettins reddy to bunnykick da hekk outta my bitey mouse. Happy Toesday bwoggie fwiends!

Monday, December 3, 2007


But I'm Home! T'was a vewy vewy long trip homez and Iz pewped. Here I m in my new cagey. See all da soft cumfy beds I gotz?

OOooo And checkz owt my tunnell.....Dis is where I hidez from da woofie....

Iz not soo happy bout da woofie yet. He runs too much and makes lowd woffie noizes. I just gives him da hissie and he goes aways. I didz let him sniff at me dis morning, den I wentz back to my cagey to nap while mommie is out hunting.

Wen woofie makes lowd noisez, I runz to mommie and she piks me up soes I can layz on my Gizzy Quilt! Look how beyootiful it iz. And it gots here just in timez too. Mommie got it out of the blak box on the road when wez got homez. It's soo soft and cumfy and I likez to put the bitey on the cornerz of it!

Here iz nuther pic of my gizzy......yoo can tellz I likez it cause I m alwayz on it.....See

Iz sooo happies to be in my furrever home. Mommie gives me treats and stinky goodness everydayz and protectez me frum da woofie too. I guess hez not so bad, he juz scaredys me when he playz wit hiz toys and makes the lowd woofie barks. But he goes away when I hissie at him so I guess hez otay. Maybe sumday I'll letz him cum close enough to sniffz me. Or maybe I just whacks him in da face. I'll tink abouts it and letz you knowz what I decidez.
I jus soo happiz to be home and to haz soo many friendz just waiting for me on da blogy-sphere. I just knowz we wills be friendys for lifeyz. I can't waitz to read da bloggies and getz to knows all my new friendz! I will post commentz too soes u knowz I wuz dere! Well imma goes check owt da bloggiez now......herez a quick video. Hope it wurks, mommie uzed her phoney thing so it's not good, butz u can seez my bunny kicks! I rock da bunny kicks......
Note from Shadow: Is not doins anyting wrongs....I just tryins to sniff my new brother so I can givs him kisseys. But he still scaredy cat in a new homez so I just walks away when he does the hissie at me. Mom sayz I'm a good boy when dis happens so I guess Iz doing the right thing. Besidez, I still teached him to bloggie even when hez still hissie at me.