Thursday Thirteen

Heer arr thirteen fings I did dis week.

1. I mayd mai litter box fall ova on its syd. Mommie sez I iz lukky it haz lid ta keeps mai litter insyd.

2. I wented owt on da harness agan. I styl donna lyk its.

3. I whapped dat stooopid dawg fur steelin mai fuds. Grrrr

4. I mayd da dawg fud boll fall ova an spyled da fuds all ova da flor.

5. I forgave da Mommie fur leevin me.

6. I gave Mommie da bitey ta remynd her dat I didna lyks dat she went aways.

7. I bwoke da winnow blinds in da rain room winnow. Mommie iz not happies. Hehehe.

8. I twied ta eets da dawgs eers like mai friend EG. Shadow wazna happies.

9. I losted all da noo toys Mommie gaved me wen she got bak frum her twip. She canna finds dem.

10. One word - YAK (mai fyrst yak)

11. I fownd owt how ta get da tem-tay-shuns off da hi up shelf. I ated a hole bag afor Mommie fownd me. (hens da YAK^)

12. I figyured owt how ta turn on an off da talky box wen Mommie izna homes.

13. I lurned how ta reed da cawendar an gess wat........Its almost mai purffday! See sinse Mommie fyrst gots me we didna noes wen mai purrffday waz. Soes wen da noo vet saws me he sed I waz abowt 6 months old. Soes him an Mommie asided ta puts mai purrffday az June da wun 2007. Dat meens on Sunday I will be wun yeer old! An a full gwown Man-Cat too. I iz gonna hafsta ask mai fwiend Mr. Tigger ta mayks me a noo badge fur da Man-Cat club cuz I willna be "in twainin" no mores. Ooooooo I is soo asited. I hopes I gets sum stinky gudness an sum pressies an may be anutter kitteh tower (I iz lurvin myn now). Mommie sez sinse we canna do a posty on mai purrffday we will have a speshul purrffday postie on Monday. Mayk shur yoo stop on bys an sellybwate wif me!

Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrssssssssss

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