Thursday, May 29, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Heer arr thirteen fings I did dis week.

1. I mayd mai litter box fall ova on its syd. Mommie sez I iz lukky it haz lid ta keeps mai litter insyd.

2. I wented owt on da harness agan. I styl donna lyk its.

3. I whapped dat stooopid dawg fur steelin mai fuds. Grrrr

4. I mayd da dawg fud boll fall ova an spyled da fuds all ova da flor.

5. I forgave da Mommie fur leevin me.

6. I gave Mommie da bitey ta remynd her dat I didna lyks dat she went aways.

7. I bwoke da winnow blinds in da rain room winnow. Mommie iz not happies. Hehehe.

8. I twied ta eets da dawgs eers like mai friend EG. Shadow wazna happies.

9. I losted all da noo toys Mommie gaved me wen she got bak frum her twip. She canna finds dem.

10. One word - YAK (mai fyrst yak)

11. I fownd owt how ta get da tem-tay-shuns off da hi up shelf. I ated a hole bag afor Mommie fownd me. (hens da YAK^)

12. I figyured owt how ta turn on an off da talky box wen Mommie izna homes.

13. I lurned how ta reed da cawendar an gess wat........Its almost mai purffday! See sinse Mommie fyrst gots me we didna noes wen mai purrffday waz. Soes wen da noo vet saws me he sed I waz abowt 6 months old. Soes him an Mommie asided ta puts mai purrffday az June da wun 2007. Dat meens on Sunday I will be wun yeer old! An a full gwown Man-Cat too. I iz gonna hafsta ask mai fwiend Mr. Tigger ta mayks me a noo badge fur da Man-Cat club cuz I willna be "in twainin" no mores. Ooooooo I is soo asited. I hopes I gets sum stinky gudness an sum pressies an may be anutter kitteh tower (I iz lurvin myn now). Mommie sez sinse we canna do a posty on mai purrffday we will have a speshul purrffday postie on Monday. Mayk shur yoo stop on bys an sellybwate wif me!





I fink yu has been buzeebee....


Queen Snickers, Empress and Princess Renna said...

What a week! Busy busy!

PB 'n J said...

Holy Moly Chance! You've been very busy!

We're super excited for your birthday party! Maybe you can have a special party at the M-Cats?!

Daisy said...

Wowie, you have had a full schedule of events, Chance. I cannot believe you are almost all growed up.

Tybalt said...

You've been busy, Chance!

Wow! You'll be a grown mancat soon! I will definitely help you celebrate on Monday, Chance. Maybe I can mix you up your first niptini! (I'll be sure to take it easy on the 'nip.)

Unknown said...

Wow Chance, you have been very busy this week!

I cannot believe that next week you will be a full mancat! Congratulations. I shall check in on Monday to wish you a happy birthday!

Anonymous said...

Excellent, Chance! With all that going on, I don't know how you've had time to nap!

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Chance, you sound like you might just be related to my little sister, Faith Boo. You know, the destruction artist.
Thanks for stopping by my blog and wishing me a Happy Birthday and Gotcha Day.
And we'll be around to celebrate your first birthday on Sunday.
Missy Blue Eyes

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Yay!!! You're purrfday's comin' up!! Congrats!

Ha ha Chance, I admire your efforts to keep your Mommy on her toes. Never a dull moment, eh? ;)

Sunny's Mommy said...

I can see you have been very productive this week :-D Good for you.

How was your first yak? Did you freak out? The first time Ollie yaked she was scared!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Ah, how sweet. June 1st will be Crystal's assigned birthday too. Only he will be 10 years old.

We hope you get lots of presents and treats.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Wow, we nefer made the litter box fall ofer! That is real cool!

Motor Home Cats said...

Wow, a whole year old already. Congratulations. We will definately stop back by on Monday to help you celebrate.

It sounds like you have had a full week so far. What surprises do you have for your mom tomorrow to round out the week??

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie