Just fink, I can twy mai first niptini and may bee fyns a purrty girl kitteh ta be mai speshul fwiend. I iz soo asited I canna evan tayk a nappie. Evan doh I am all snuggled wif Mommie on mai cowch.
Okay, may be I can tayk a nappie afer all. *yawnz*. Hope all mai fwiends hav a gud weeken an amember ta stop in on Monday fur mai big Man-Cat Birfday Bash!
Dis iz wat I did all weeken long. Mommie had an ecstwa day home dis tym too! Sowwy I missed efurrywuns hugs dis weeken. We styl donna havs our own puter at home an Momie duz efurryfing fur me at her huntin place. Just noes dat I lurve dat yoo arr all mai fwiends and here iz a speshul hugs fur all of yoo. Puuuuurrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssss
We will all miss you Bonnie Underfoot. 
Dis mai entwy fur da Jump an Shout contest dat mai fwiends Kimo and Sabi arr havins. Wat yoo fink? Do i luk mads enuff in da pyctoor ta be shoutings? Mommie sez she doesna havs wun of me jumpins cuz I mooves to fasty fur her soes I iz jus gonna showts it owt. Hehehe.
Yes I am styl mads at da Mommie fur leevins. Afer da hole weeken of beins away frum me she had da nurvs ta go huntin yesserday an den she didna evan stay home an pway wif me wen she waz dun. She walkded da dawg an den she lefted me agan. Sumfin bowt lawndree needed ta be duns an fuds needed ta be bawts. Okie fine wif da fuds but I donna cares bowt lawndree. She sez she will stay home wif me tonite an mayk it ups ta me. Uh huh sure Mommie. Jus amember ta get da tem-tay-shuns down tonite fur me ta munchie on. May be I will givs yoo a puuuurrrrrrrr ifs yoo givs me nuff tweets an snuggles. We wil sees.
Soes any way I haz been jus lyins on da taybl ignorin her so she noes how I feeled all weeken alones (she dunna noes mai fwiends cam ova).
Shadow haz jus been sleepins sinse he gots bak. He sez he had lotsa funs pwayin on da farm wif da horsies. Aunt Shelli tolded Mommie he maded fwiends wif wun of da horsies! Dey wer running an chasin eech utters da hole tym an now da poor woofie iz tyred. Happy Woofie Runs
Mommie camed home frum huntin yesserday an took da woofie in the metal machine. She waz gone fur a long tym an wen she camed home, da woofie wasna wif her. She sed she tuk him to Aunt Shellis howse ta pway wif da horsies on da farm fur da weeken. Da vidyo iz Shadow runnin rownd da yard at Aunt Shellis howsie. Shadow wuldna go inta da pastyur ware da horsies arr. Mommie sez he iz scarded of dem. Hehehe. Dis iz a pyctoor of da pastyur ware da horsies run an pway. Mommie sez yoo canna see dem cuz dey waz in da barn eetin der suppers.
Soes I askeded Mommie why she tuk Shadow der an she sed cuz she hazta go on a ova nite twip on saturday an she canna tayk us wif her. Im not so happies bowt her goin away, but she sed da nys neybor ladie will be cumin ova ta pway wif me an gives me mai brekfast an tweets an stuffs. Mommie haz neva lefted me afor an I dunno wat I iz gonna do wifowt Shadow ta whap. Corse I fink Shadow iz in biggur trubble den I am. Yoo shuld see Aunt Shellis woofie. Shez HUGE! Dis iz Lumpy an Mommie sez she iz a gwate dayn.
Lumpy iz da reesun I canna goes ta Aunt Shellis. Yoo noe, I donna myn at all bein lefted at homes. Dat iz wun big scary woofie. Hehehe. Mommie sed da utter reesun I canna go iz cuz Aunt Shelli haz 5 kittehs an dey donna lyk uther kittehs much an wuld prolly be meens to me. Dat sowns lyk no funs at all. I fink I wil jus stay home an twy an finds mai toyz or nappie in da winnow. May be evan plot sum distrukshun for wen Mommie gets home soes she noes how sads I waz wile she waz gones. Anywun wanna cum ova an helps me? Iz noo at dis.
Puuurrrrrrrsssssssssssss
Chance
The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post, the player than tags 4 or 5 people and post their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog. Let the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.
I iz feerce tuxie Man-Cat. Jus luk at mai guns. Hehehehe.
Three Names Meme
The rules are as follows:The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.Each player answers the questions about themselves.At the end of the post, the player then tags 4 or 5 people and post their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog.Let the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.
Dis is da door to da only room in da howsie dat haz a soft floor on its. Itz also da room ware da Mommie sleeps at nites. Wen it gets dark owtsyde I stay rite heer until Mommie goes ta bed. Dat way I donna miss owt on mai nitey tym snuggles. (See da toyz I keeps heer ta pway wif wile I wate?)
Mommie iz yoo sweepins yets? Da bean V-E-T sez yoo shuld get lotsa sweeps an dwink lotsa flooids to mayk yoo feel betters.
Iz not so shur wat dis fing iz for, but Mommie puts mai squiggles on it.
Whose there?
Gonna.
Gonna Who?
Gonna eets yur fud wen yoo not lukins. 
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
