Dis iz wat we will be doin all week. Mommie sez she iz furry furry bizzy wif her day huntin an haz a hyoooooge project ta do an willna be able ta helps us posty all week long. Soes we iz jus gonna sleeps all week an hope dis project duzna keeps her frum getting home on tym ta feeds us. We will twy an get her ta bisit sum bloggies fur us an let us noes wat arr fwiends arr up to an we will catchy up nex week.
So I haz been finkin in betweeeen mai snuggles wif Mommie bowt dis gilt fing. If I mayks her feel gilty bowt sumfing den she twys reel reel hard ta mayk it ups to me. I meens all I did waz tell her dat I wazna happies bowt her leevins all da tym an now she iz stayin homes wif me an givin me extwa snuggles. I wunner wat utter fings I culd mayk her feel gilty bowt? Iffen I mayk her fink I am starvin kitteh will she go gets me sum more tem-tay-shuns? An how bowts iffen I mayk her fink I am boreded wif all mai toyz? Will she go gets me noo wuns? I am gonna hafta fink bowt dis sum more. Anywun gots any ideyas?
Nope, not lukin at yoo. Styl mads at yoo fur leevin me dis weeken. Need extwa snuggles too nite ta mayk ups fur it. But fanks fur taykin mai pyctoor fur da bloggy. 
I fink I will sleeps thru da hollyday weeken. Mommie sed she willna be homes much dis weeken anyhows soes may bee Shadow an I will jus nappy da days away an wate till Monday.
Chance heer wif a pubwic kitteh survis annownsment. The fowowing post iz not fur kittens or does hoo arr skwemish. Pweese, iffen yoo haz a hart condyshun I beg yoo to not look at wat I iz abowt ta show yoo. Pweese pwoseeds at yur own risks. Fank You.
Mommie thawt it wuld be funs ta go bak to da beginnin tooday an see how fars I cames.
An dis iz frum da day I mets mai Mommie for da fyrst tym! Dat waz a furry long day.
Dis iz me afer I got to mai furrever hom an gots mai fyrst nip nanner.
Here I am pwayin wif mai noo tent. I luvs dat tent.
Mai very fyrst tastey of cat grass. YUM!
Wen I gots mai cave wif da pretty wibbons ins it an crinkle pad.
Dis iz me yellin at da Petco beans after dat meen tunnell hurted mai facey.
Heer I am waitin an waitin fur mai fyrst birfday.
An heer I am wif mai birfday pressie! I styl luvs mai tent, but mai Hammick is da bestest.
An now I iz all gwown up. Fanks fur being mai fwiends an watchin me gwow frum a silly kitten to a big stwong Man-Cat. Da kitties of da bloggysphere arr da bestest kittehs evar (an acorse all der beans too!) 
Okies heer goes.
Mommie iz hopless wen it cums to all da cool pyctoors yoo all can do. She twys an twys but she jus canna does it. See, Kilroy mayd a reel funneh comment yesserday bowt mai cardboard posins.
"If you were on top of a piano and had a microphone in one paw, I could imagine you singing lounge songs!"
Mommie an I fawt it wuld be reel funneh ta mayks a pyctoor of me on a piano wif a microfones singin lyk mai Mommie duz at her Kar-Eee-Okees. Wif bubbles an da words "tiny bubbles" floatins abuv me. But afer twyin an twyin she jus canna does it. She iz hopless. *sigh* I finks I needs a noo bloggie typer cuz she jus aynt cuttins it.
Puuuurrrrrssssssssssssss
Chance
Dis iz mai noo favurite pwace ta nappie now. Shadow canna gets up heer an I gots a winnow ta luk owt too. It waz cuvered wif boxes untyl dis weeken. Mommie finawwy got rids of da boxes she used wen she moved in.......las yeer. Hehehehe. Fanks fur da noo nappie spot Mommie.
I mayd Mommie tayks a test at dis websyt. Jus wanna mayk shur she reely noes wat shes doin rownd heer. I not shur I agrees wif da reesults. Yoo noe, cunsiderin dis weeks bad Mommie momens an all. Hehehe.
Well I gotted mai extwa scritches an effuryfing las nite jus lyk all yoo guyz sed. But I iz keepin mai eyes on dat woofie fur a wile ta mayk shur it donna happens agan.
Jus cuz Shadow iz scaredy of da boom boom storms owtsyd, I gots booted frum da bed an missed owt on mai speshul tym wif Mommie. Shur she sed she will mayks it up to me to nite, but I hadta spen da hole nite in mai hammick. Donna gets me rong, I luv mai hammick, but I wuld hav ratter sleepy all nite in da big bed on Mommie lyk I does effury nites. Why shuld I hafta changie mai sleepy tym fur da stoopid scaredy dawg? I fink itz tym ta do sumfing bowt dat dawg.
She sed itz cuz its nys an warm owtsyde so she will be bizzy lyk dis fur a wiles.A tribute to a furry strong kitteh named Storm.
May she find peace at the rainbow bridge.
Puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssss - Chance
Woofs and Lovey Licks - Shadow
Thoughts and Prayers - Mommie
I donna unnerstan mai Mommie at all. Fyrst she mayd da lowd sukky machine mad an he ated mai toys (Mommy: Which I pulled out and cleaned for you). Den she put waters all ova da floors an now I hasta stay on da taybl. I jus donna gets it at all. She callz it cweenin, but she neva don dis afor an I iz confyoozed. May be Shadow noes sumfin bowt dis cweenin bizness.
1. Mommie decided it was time to take away the kitten kibble. Chance is not happy with this and is eating my food instead of his own.
But I iz hungwy cuz yoo givs me da yukky fuds dat I donna lyks.
GIVE ME TEM-TAY-SHUNS NOW!
Nom, Nom, Nom, Fanks, Nom, Nom, Nom
Oh, Mommie sez sinse I am a full gwown man-cat now I can havs noo fud. No more kitten fuds fur me. Insted I gets wun kind (Mommie mixed mai kitten chow with a/d formula fur mai dygestyun). Sept, I donna lyk it at all an only eets stinky gudness now. Mommie is furry fwustwated wif dis noo devewopment. Hehehehe. I iz a gwown man-cat now an I haz demands! Givs me da gud fud or nofing at all! An I wants mai toyz too. No mor hidin dem frum me. Oo Oo an no more leevins fur hole dayz an only comin homes fur bedtym scritches. I needs moor scritches den dat in wun day. Oh an tells da woofie ta stop eetins mai crunchies. Just cuz I don eets dem, duzna meens he can. Hmmmmm, I fink I will hafta mayks a list of all da demands but fur now I iz gonna go nappies in mai hammick.
I hopes all mai fwiends hav fun dis weeken an twy an stay cool wif da heet waves comin thru.
Puurrrrrrsssssssssssssssss
Chance
Puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss
Chance
Mommie, bwings me sum water an tem-tay-shuns pweese. I canna lifty mai head.
Puuuurrrrrrrssssssssssss ZzzzzzZzzzzz
An I gots a pressie too? Wow....Wat iz dis fing? A Hammick yoo say.
*sniff**sniff* Hmmmm it smells lyk a nudder kitteh. Itz DORF.
Itz softy an snuggly. Iz makin bizkits on it.
Ooooooo I see yur sposta lay in its.
Soooooooooo Comfy cozy. Fanks to all mai fwiends at Forty Paws fur the wunnerful Hammick. I loves it lots an spent mosta mai birfday nappings in it. Acorse dat waz wen I wasna eetin mai speshil stinky birfday gudness, or gettin extwa scritches frum Mommy. Even Shadow waz nys ta me all day. It waz wunnerful. And now I gets ta pawtay wif all mai fwiends tooday. I culd get usta dis birfday stuffs. 
