Thursday Thirteen

Fur mai Thursday Thirteen tooday, Iz gonna tells yoo thirteen tings about mai Mommie (good and bad). I jus hopes she donna reeds dese, hehehe.

1. Evwy mornins Mommie gives me stinky gudness den tayks da woofie owt fur his walkies soes I can eets alone. Dis iz good.

2. I only gets 1 cup of crunchies fur da hole day. Dis iz bad.

3. Mommie usedta go bowling a lots more den she does now. Dis iz good.

4. Mommie still leeves me 3 days a weeks fur dis bowling ting. Dis iz bad.

5. She alwayz gets me da yummy crunchies frum da Petco. Dis iz good.

6. She only gives me 5 tem-tay-shuns a day. Dis iz bad.

7. I always gets one noo toy wen she gets her green papers frum huntin. Dis iz good.

8. I gets kicked owt of da big bed weneva I gives her da bitey at nite. Dis iz bad.

9. Weneva I asks, she gives me all da scritches I wants. Dis iz good.

10. Sumtymes she twips on me wen she goes to da human box at nite. Dis iz bad.

11. She alwayz lets me steels da blankies at nite frum her an she neva tayks dem frum me. Dis iz good.

12. Mommie iz vewy gwumpy in da mornins iffen I tayks her blankie. Dis iz bad.

13. She lurves me as much az I lurves her. Dis iz vewy good.

Puurrrrrrrsssssssssss

Chance

Wordless Wednesday

Tuxie Tuesday

Mommie, I hads a ruff day, can yoo gives me sum scritches an mayks it bettur?
Oooooooo, dats it.
Yea, gets mai shulders toooo.......Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssss
Fanks Mommie. I needsed dat.

Manic Man-Cat Monday

Stooopid blogger willna lets me post pictyoors tooday.

Mommie iz wurkin extwa hards soes I canna visits mai fwiends.

Alla mai toyz haves been moooved frum ware I puts dem cuz of da lowd sukkin ting dat eets dem.

Mommie washded all mai blankies an beds rownd da howsie an now dey no smells lyk me no mores.

Stooopid Shadow keeps eetins MAI fud an now I hasta wates till Mommie gets home ta feeds me more.

Ohh, an Mommie went to da Petco stores agan dis weeken an she petted uder WOOFIES! She sed dey waz cyoot woofies like mai fwiend Cammie an dey were rescyued frum racin too. I donna tink dat iz a gud reeson ta pets all of dem an cum home smellin lyks dem, but at leest she no bwing wun home lyk she wansted.

Wat a cwazy weekens I had. I fink dis Man-Cat (in training) iz gonna nap away dis Monday.

Puuuuurrrrrrrssssssssssssss

Chance

Fuming Friday

Ware haz yoo beens? Itz way passded yur bedtymes (an mynes too). Yoo sed yoo waz cummin home afer bowlins, but Mommie itz 11 a clok.
Yoos vewy vewy layt. Shadow an me arr vewy dispoynted. Now goes walkie da dog an get yur butts ta bed. Yur gwonded fur da weekends.

Da fings yoo gotsta do ta mayk da beans bee-haves. I hope all mai fwiends havs a gud weekend!

Puuurrrrrrssssssssssss

Chance

Thursday Smuursday

Iz jus gonna hidey in mai cubey tooday. I gots it all tilted jus rite an Iz comfy an warms in heer. Mommie sez she willna be home most of tooday. She gotsta stay at her huntin pwace long tooday an den she gotsta go bowlins. I donna noe wat dis bowlins ting iz, but she goes der 3 times a week. I mite hafta sneek awong wun day just ta finds owt. Itz gotsta be lotsa funs. Pwus, I noes its got sumfing ta do wit heavy balls an I wanna bats dem arownd.

Wordless Woofie Wednesday

Tuxie Tuesday

Oh Boy Mommie, a pakidge! Wat iz it?

Itz got a cyoot wittle stikker on it of a ginger cat.

Ooooooo, an da paper iz cwinkly.

An der iz anutter kitteh smell on itz.
Hehehe, it mayks a fun noyze wens I steps on its.

But Mommie, wat waz insydes it?

WOW, its yur noo pwetty bwacelets frum Beau's auction. So dat must be da kitteh I smells on da paper. His Mommie did a gwate job makin yur bwacelets vewy pwetty an colurfuls. An Iz gwad we gotsta help da Meezers too. Dey sum gwate man-cats ta bee soo nyce to da Bill an gives him a noo home soes he donna lives owtsydes no more. An dey arr given hims a partay tooday too. Go checks it owt. I'm hedin ova soon, soes I'll sees yoo all der.

Puurrrrrsssssssss

Chance

Man-Cat Monday

Mommie tawt it wuld neva happens. Shez wayted an wayted frum da day she browt me home fur dis. Den Saturday wen she waz owt da neybor callded her an sed dat Shadow waz makin funnie whiny noizes an da bell on mai cowwar jus kepted on wingin.
Acorse Mommie cam rushin homes an fownd us sleepins in da big bed. She lukked all ova me an didna see no hurties. Den she took Shadow owtsyde an gaves him a wunce ova.
She culdna figyur it owts. We didna havs no boo-boos an we didna seem ta be mad at eech utter.
Finawwy Mommie hadta leeves agan to go bakk an finish da lawdry (she waz at da lawn-dree-mat wen da neybor callded her).
Afer she gots home she waz watchin us lyke we waz nawty or sumfing. Den she herd it. Da weerd noize Shadow waz makins. Mommie cam rushin in to see wat da hekk waz goins on. Relaks Mommie. Geeeeez, we wer jus play restlin.

Yup, Shadow an I haz desyded ta be fwiends. I tawt dats wat yoo wanted.

Funnies Friday

Mommie waz layzee last nite an didna tayk anee pictyoors of me. Soes fur tooday, Iz gunna gives yoo sum cyoot stuffs frum ICHC to giggles at.

Hehehe, dat las wun is mai favurite wun.

Haves a gud weekens to alla mai fwiends! Iz hopes yoo all gets extwa snuggles and lurves frum yur beans. Stay warms too (Mommie sez mor white stuffs iz cummin tooday, soes wez gunna snuggles lots to stay warm here).

Puuurrrrrsssssssss

Chance

Too Cold Thursday

Itz too cold to do anyfing today. Da talky box guy sed itz gonna freezey all day. I fink I will jus lay on mai cowch wit da blankey today.
Hehehe, Hi Mommie
Hmmm, dis blankey no shockey me. I lyks it.
Ahhh, all snuggleds an warm. Nite nite Mommie, Iz gonna tayks mai nappie now.

Wordless Wednesday

Tuxie Tuesday

Lazers Locked On Target

Woofie donna stands a chance, hehehehe

Man-cat Monday

Good Mornins. Jus beins a gud Man-Cat an enspectin da taybl.

Hmm, it smells a wittle funnies.
Mommie wat dat stuffs yoo uze ta cwean mai taybl? It smellz weerd.

Fanks Effurrywun!

Fanks effurrywun fur yur purrs fur myne Mommie. She is feelin much bettur today. She has gone huntin an effurryting finawy. Evan doh I wuld lyk her to stay home wit me agan, I know she needs to hunt fur mai fuds an toys an nip.

Well here it iz. My new cowwar tag. Iz been lettin Mommie tayk pictyoors of it cuz I feel bads she wuz sikkie.
Yoo canna reed wat it sez doh so I hads her find a pictyoor of it fur yoos. It sez Iz a smitten kitten. Hehehe.
I hopes yoo all hav a furry gwate weekend. I will be spenin lotsa tyme on my cowch wit Mommie. We iz gonna gets lotsa wite cold stuff today (we gots 3 inchies alweady) soes wez gonna stay home an watch da talky box lots. I'll be bakk on Monday Mornins.

Puuurrrrrrrssssssss

Chance

Tagged Thursday

I gots tagged by Vincent an Mike fur a Meme. Fanks fur tinkin of me fur dis wun. I fawt long tyme bowt dis meme so here goes.

Here are the rules: You have to post who tagged you and link back to them and then to Petspixs. Then you have to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal. What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn’t get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?

1. Fyrst I wuld lock da woofie owtsyde soes he canna gets me wiles I eets alla his fuds. Hes got yummy fuds, but he donna shares wif me.

2. Wile da woofie is styll locked owtsyde I wuld tayk alla his toys an hidey dem ware only I can finds dem. I lurve ta bunnykick da woofies toys.

3. I wuld give Mommie da bitey all day an all nites. I fink itz fun ta give Mommie da bitey but she no lykes it so I twys not to. But I wanna.

Well dats all I gots fur today. Sowwy I hasna been commentin latesly, but myne Mommie iz styll sikky. She gots sum synus infructsyun an it mayks her all sniffy an sneezy an couffey. She no happy Mommie. I donna mynds cuz she iz reely warms wit sumting called a feeevur dat mayks her hot. I lyk to snuggles wen she iz hot cuz it mayks me warms. Well I bettur gets back to snugle an purr dooties.

Puurrrrrrrssssssssssssss

Chance

Wordless Woofie-Day

Tuxie Tuesday

Myne Mommie haz been sikky syns Saturday. Soes wez dun a hol lotssa sweepin on da bed.

Da Woofie keeped twyin ta gets in da bed too, but I whapped him good till he lays down on da floor.
I waz too cumfy an tyred to be nyce. Sowwy Mommie. Iz gwad yoo feels a wittle bettur.

Funnie on Friday

Soes Iz been finkin. Mommie gots me a new taggy fur my cowwar. I donna mynd it ats all cuz it no makes noyse or anyfing. But Mommie keeps twyin to taks a pictyoor of its an I willna lets her. She folowed me rownd da howse all nites twyin to gets da pictyoor an dis is all she gots.

In da fyrst piccy, I dwopped my chin to covers it. Hehehehe. Dis wurked pwetty gud, buts yoo can styll sees it jus a wittel bits.
Da next tyme I jus turn mai hed aways an moved it owt of da shot. Mommie was not amyoosed. I fink it waz funnies. Someday Mommie I will lets yoo get dat pyctoor of me sitting pwetty an showins it off. Jus not tooday.

Puurrrrrsssssss
Chance


Pee-Ess - Did yoo heer wat happens to myn vawentynz sisfur? Poor Missy Blue Eyes gots a boo boo on her eye! Pweese go to her bwoggy an leeve sum puuurrrrrrssssssss for her.

Happy Vawentynz Day!

YAY, She sed yess! Shez da most byootiful (an da only girl) in da Dinah Mites Cwan. Yoo cann see how pwetty she is on her sisfurs Missy and KC bwog.

Dis iz mai sexay Man-Cat look. Wat yoo fink?? Aynt I hansum?

Well Iz gotsta get sum gud gwoomin in now cuz Mommie sez wes gonna hav a special Mommie + Man-Cat (an woofie) nite wen she get homes frum huntin.
I dunna noe bowt dis vawentynz day stuffs, but iffen Iz gonna hav speshul tyme wit Mommie tonite, Iz gotsta luks mai best! *psssst - Is mai furs stikkin ups anyware?*
Hope all yoo kittehs get to spen sum kwality tyme wit yur Mommies an Daddies tonite too.

Puuurrrrssss an kitteh kissys

Chance