My Weekend with Uncle Josh

So Mommie an Uncle Josh went ta sum myoosment park fing on Saturday an lefted me home alones wif da woofie all day. Dey sed dey waz furry sorries fur doin dat, but dey had a lota funs.
Heer iz Uncle Josh in line fur sum rolly coaster called da comet. See at dese myoosment parks, beans stand in dese fings called lines fur a reely reely long tym jus ta get da bajeebus shaked owtta dem. I donna unnerstand why dey do dis, but az we all noes...beans arr weerd.
Dis iz Uncle Joshes gyrlfren Christy. She iz furry nys an sooper sweets. I gav her sum likks an she taysted lyk shugars wen dey got homes. Mommie sed it waz frum cotton canny, but I iz purrty shur it waz jus her flavors.
Afer da ryds, dey pwayed sum games. Dis wun iz a ring toss. See dose giant bears hung on da wall? Yea, Mommie gots wun. Its HYOOOOGE!
Jus luk at it. It tayks up a hole seet in da movin box fing. Mommie had ta smoosh him down so dat Uncle Josh culd see owt da winnow on da way home.
I reely lyk dis fing. Its sooper cumfy ta lay on an he iz furry warm too. Mommie sez she donna noes wat she iz gonna do wif it but I fink he shuld stay rite ware he iz.

Shadow an I had a grate tym bisitin wif Uncle Josh an Christy dis weeken. We canna wates tyl dey come ta bisit agan.

Puuuuurrrrrsssssss

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