Twamatic Thursday

Chance: Wen Mommie gots home frum huntin I cum to gweet her at da door and nex ting I noe shes yelling an gwabs me up and runs me to da sink wer da water cums owt. She gwabs a paper towel and gets da water all overs it an den she puts it on my face!

Mommie: I'm sorry baby, but you had blood all over your face.

Chance: I noe Mommie, but it waz water! I dunna lyke water. Anywayz, Mommie washes my face to see da boo boo and all da tyme she yellin at da dog fur tackking me. I didna tell her he didna do it. I waz mad bowt da water styll. Den she saw it wasna a bitey mark or even a claw mark. It was a gash! See.......

Mommie: As soon as I got him all cleaned up I searched the entire house to see what would be sharp enough to do that to him. I thought maybe he was running and slid in to something. I couldn't find anything and saw no signs of blood anywhere. I was really freaked out. And of course had to apologize to Shadow for accusing him.

Chance: Anyway, Mommie den wealized I wasna pwayin in my new tunnel. An I always pway wit muh new tunnel. So she went over to see wat da matter waz. Dats ware she find muh bwoods. Dat meen tunnel hurted me and I wants it no moar.

Mommie: One of the metal hoops inside the tunnel snapped and came poking out of the side of it. It was very sharp and even poked my hand when I tried to look at it. Of course I found Chances blood on the end of it and flipped out.

Chance: I jus lay on da floor and gware at da mean tunnel wiles Mommie pakked it up in da bag and puts it up way hi wares I canna get it. Den wen it was all puts way I ran to Mommie and lets her pikk me up and snuggle me fur a while on da cowch. But if all dis wasnna bad enuff, she cwipped my claws! Just da front ones, but I didna lyke it. She sez she gonna gives me a day or two afor she does da bakk claws. Uh huh, we see bowt dat. I haz twamatic weeks alweady.

Note from Mommie: I am not happy right now with this whole tunnel situation. I will be contacting Petco A.S.A.P about this. The tunnel is the Petco Brand blue and white kitty crinkle tunnel. If you own one of these please inspect it carefully for tears in the fabric. The hoops that support the frame are metal and very sharp on the edges. I hope the one I got was defected and it isn't a danger to other peoples cats. I only purchased it on Saturday and already it is too dangerous for him to keep playing with it, even with the broken hoop removed. I'm just happy no more damage was done and it didn't manage to poke his eye.