Twamatic Thursday

Chance: Wen Mommie gots home frum huntin I cum to gweet her at da door and nex ting I noe shes yelling an gwabs me up and runs me to da sink wer da water cums owt. She gwabs a paper towel and gets da water all overs it an den she puts it on my face!

Mommie: I'm sorry baby, but you had blood all over your face.

Chance: I noe Mommie, but it waz water! I dunna lyke water. Anywayz, Mommie washes my face to see da boo boo and all da tyme she yellin at da dog fur tackking me. I didna tell her he didna do it. I waz mad bowt da water styll. Den she saw it wasna a bitey mark or even a claw mark. It was a gash! See.......

Mommie: As soon as I got him all cleaned up I searched the entire house to see what would be sharp enough to do that to him. I thought maybe he was running and slid in to something. I couldn't find anything and saw no signs of blood anywhere. I was really freaked out. And of course had to apologize to Shadow for accusing him.

Chance: Anyway, Mommie den wealized I wasna pwayin in my new tunnel. An I always pway wit muh new tunnel. So she went over to see wat da matter waz. Dats ware she find muh bwoods. Dat meen tunnel hurted me and I wants it no moar.

Mommie: One of the metal hoops inside the tunnel snapped and came poking out of the side of it. It was very sharp and even poked my hand when I tried to look at it. Of course I found Chances blood on the end of it and flipped out.

Chance: I jus lay on da floor and gware at da mean tunnel wiles Mommie pakked it up in da bag and puts it up way hi wares I canna get it. Den wen it was all puts way I ran to Mommie and lets her pikk me up and snuggle me fur a while on da cowch. But if all dis wasnna bad enuff, she cwipped my claws! Just da front ones, but I didna lyke it. She sez she gonna gives me a day or two afor she does da bakk claws. Uh huh, we see bowt dat. I haz twamatic weeks alweady.

Note from Mommie: I am not happy right now with this whole tunnel situation. I will be contacting Petco A.S.A.P about this. The tunnel is the Petco Brand blue and white kitty crinkle tunnel. If you own one of these please inspect it carefully for tears in the fabric. The hoops that support the frame are metal and very sharp on the edges. I hope the one I got was defected and it isn't a danger to other peoples cats. I only purchased it on Saturday and already it is too dangerous for him to keep playing with it, even with the broken hoop removed. I'm just happy no more damage was done and it didn't manage to poke his eye.

Woofie Wednesday

Chance: I noe, I noe it sez woofie wednesday.......but I gots tagged by Monty Q an Team Tabby fur da 7 weird tings meme. But I dids it alweady soes Iz gonna let Shadow helps me wit it soes yoo can learn sum stuff bowt him too. So here goes.

Shadow: Hi efurry one. It's been a while since Chance let me use his blog. I think it was nice of him to let me do this meme so I'm gonna try really hard to think of some good things to share about me.



The rules are: Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.



1. Whenever I play with one of my squeaky toys, my butt goes up in the air. I don't know why I do this, it's just how I play. I only do this with squeaky toys.

2. Whenever Mommie sits on the couch with food I sit on the floor and stare at her. I know most dogs do this "begging" thing and it's not that weird. What is weird is that I usually do not want what she is eating. I only eat french fries and cheeseburgers (no onions, pickles or bread please, just the meat and lots of ketchup). Anything else she can keep. But I still need to stare at her to make sure she eats all of her food and to sniff anything she might drop on the floor.

3. Sometimes I just don't want to have my picture taken so I turn my head away really fast before Mommie can flashy. I try to look really cute when I do this so she puts her camera away and pets me. This never works, it just encourages her.

4. I still give Chance the growl when he gets too close to me, my food, or my toys. It's not because I don't like him, it's because all he does is whap my toys, try to eat my foods, and use his needle claws on my tail. I cannot wait till he grows out of this "kitten phase". Besides these three things, he's not a bad little guy and he lets me wash his face every now and then.

5. When I was a puppy, Mommie use to throw me into the snowpiles and watch me dig my way out. I LOVED this. I would jump into her arms as fast as I could so she could do it again. Now that I'm an old grown up doggie, I'm not so big on the snow. It's cold and wet and makes my bones hurt. I'd rather just catch a few snowballs and go back to my nice warm couch and pillow.

6. My eyes are actually dark blue with a little brown around them. When I was a puppy the V-E-T told my Mommie that I had unusual eyes for a Black Lab. They knew I was a mixed puppy, they just don't know what I am mixed with. The best guess anyone has given is some sort of miniature collie or miniature shephard since I stayed so small. I only stand as high as Mommies knees (about 19 inches at the shoulder).

7. My Aunt used to be my Mommie. But then her landlord told her he changed her lease and she couldn't keep me anymore. I was only 9 weeks old and already had to find another forever home. Auntie brought me to Pennsylvania from Maryland and asked my Mommie to take care of me until she could find me a new home. Right away I started following her around looking as cute as I could. Even when she walked me on my leash, I walked behind her in her shadow. After three weeks she finally realized she couldn't live without me and called Auntie to tell her that I had a new Mommie. She called me her "little Shadow" and it stuck. I still follow her around from room to room, but I walk in front on the leash now.



I'm soo glad I got to share a little bit about me with all of you. I'm not going to tag anyone this time because Chance already did that. Have a great hump day!

Tuxie Toesday

Well Mommie wen bakk to her day huntin pwace today soes Iz guess dat meens shez bettur. Iz not soo suure doh. I did all I culd to holds her down and makes her rest and she keeped gettin up an doin stuff. She emptied an cweaned my witter box, wich I lyked lots wen she finished. Den she gots da lowd sukkin chine and cweaned da floors. I didna lyke dis at all an hadta hidey unner da bed wile she did dis. Den she cookded sum chik-hen fur dinner, wich she sharded wit me......Yummmy. Den she took muh cowch apart and beated da cushyuns on da porch till all da dust was outta em. Finawwy she camed insyde and I got her pinned down to da cowch and mades her snuggle me. It was eczausting twying to catch her all day. But she sez she feel bettur if she stwetches her owie. I tink she culd do dat withowt all dat cummotyun.

*sigh* Is everywuns Mommie silly lyke dat, or is it jus mynes?????

Wells here is muh tuxie toes fur Toesday. Dis is me twyin to hold Mommie down on da cowch wit muh cwaws.

Wen dat didna wurk......I used muh cyoot an dat finawwy wurked. Whew, Iz pewped owt.

Iz gunna goes an takes a nappy fur da west of da day. Iz gots a wong nite of holdin Mommie down wen she gets home and Iz gunna needs muh stwength.


Puurrrssss..............................................................zZzZzZ

Manic Monday

Well, wat a weekended we haz! Mommie waz feelins a wittle betur on caturday and took da woofie to da pet-store fur sum tweats and new toys. An guess what, she gots me sum new toys too! I gots dis fuzzy wittle ball wit a fet-ther stikkin out and a bell insides it too. I luvs it. I bitey it an whap it an chase it an cawwy it in my mouf too. Itz lottsa fun.

Ooo, an guess wat else! Mommie gots me a new and biggur tunnell too wile she waz at da pet store. Itz as big as muh cowch and blue an white and its crinkly too. It wuz lotsa fun to pway in wen Shadow got nosie and cam to see wat I wuz doin. Mommie just laffed wile I pwayed and I tink she feeled bettur.

Tanks efurywun whoo asked bout my Mommies arm. It weally is silly dat it hurts her cause da bean V-E-T tolls her not to use it fur a few days and she didna lysten. She gots tenonidis in her shulders and sumtymes she gets da owies frum it. Speshully wen itz cold owt. If she lysten to da bean V-E-T and not use da arm fur a few days den she is fyne. But if she no lysten den she hurtys fur a few weeks an he put her arm in a swing. Mommie still hurtys but is her own fawlt. If she lysten to her V-E-T den dis wuldna happens. *sigh* Silly Mommie. But till her arm is all bettur, I willna be ables to visit all muh fwiends as much as I want. I will still bwoggie everyday, but won be ables to visit and comments muh fwiends as much. I do my best, but I gots to take care of Mommie or els she will gets up and use da army again. Oooo, shez trying to make cookies. I gots to go stops her and puts her to bed.........

MOMMIE NO!

Purrrrrrrrssssssssssss

Friday again.....YAY!

Iz dunno y, but Mommie haz been no fun lately. She neva lets me bitey her or whapp da woofie eidder. She no even chase me wit da flashy ting. She mades me post wit weekended pyctoores all week! She sez her army hurts and her bean V-E-T puts her hole army in a swing cuz she dinna lysen wen he tol her to resty it las week (Mommie shuld lysen wen her bean V-E-T sez stuff). So Iz gunna go snuggles her an purrr on her army fur da day. Hear are da pyctoores frum da weekended I dinna use. Hopes yoo haz a vewy good weekended. An dunna worry, Mommie sez we can still visit all muh fwiends today. Itz jus gonna tak her a wittle loonger to get to itz. Poor Mommie.

Purrrrrrssssssssssssssss

Thursday Cave Discovery

So da wetter man on da talky box sed an arktic win is cummin and der gonna be gusty wins. So Mommie wen owtsyde and gwabbed all dese pwastic tings offa da porch. Se sed it so dey donna bwow aways. I tink it maks a gud cave to hybirnayte in. Do kittehs hybirnayte? I tink dey shuld.

I can smell de owtsyde on dis chare. Itz weally dyrty doh Mommie. May bee yoo shuld cwean it.

Oh well, I dunna mynd gettin dyrty. Itz a gud cave to hidey from Shadow. An of corse smacky him in da head wen he walky by. Hehehehehe.

Mommie sez I gotsta stops smacky Shadow on da head or he gunna bitey me. I dunna no why he wuld bitey me. Itz not a bitey game, itz a smacky game. Silly Mommie.

Pee. Ess. - For dose who askey me wut I wuz dwinkin yesserday, it waz iced tee. But Iz only gots a wittle sip (enuff tyme fur mommie to takes da piccyture) den she tuk its away an mades me gets off da table. But she put tem-tay-shuns on da flooor fur me so dat mades it better.
Mmmm tem-tay-shuns............gotsta go find dat bag.

Wurdles Wensday

Monday Moooorrrnnnniinnnnnn

Otay kittehs. Tell da beans to get da fwanel ajamas. Dey is wunnerful!

Gampie got deze urple ajamas fur Mommie as a chrissymas pwesent! I wuvs dem. Dey soft an vewy warms on my nekkie. Speekin of my nekkie, do yoo see da horror??? A nudder cowwarr! Silly Gampie gots me a hot pink cowwarr. An yes, it gotz a bell too.

Mommie, I noe yoo wuvs da Grampie, but tells him dat I iz a boy-cat an I dunna wanna ware pink. I let Skeezix ware da pink stuff. I wuld much watther have da red cowwarr on pwease.

Iz meen it, getz me mah red cowwarr............NOW!!!

Hooray for Fambly Friday

Iz been dopted by Monty Q and Poppy Q! An Poppy even mades me her Friday Friend today! I soo happiez to hav such wonnerfur fwiends. Tanks guyz, yoo shur noe how to makes a guy feel wike he bewongs. So now I gots a sisfur and two brofurs. Cuz I tink Mr. Hendrix is lyke a big brofur to me too. He lets his mommie and daddie takes care uf me wen I was hurted an dats wat big brofurs do. Dey wook owt fur yoo.

But now as pwomised, heers da Meme I was taggeded fur by The Furry Bambinos.


Here are the meme rules:* link to the cat who tagged you and post the rules on your blog* share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself* tag 7 random cats at the end of your post & include links to their blogs* let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog

1. I luvs to cuddle wit mommie in da morning afor wurk, and gives her da bitey at nite.

2. I donna lyke wen da woofie layz on da flor wen I on da cowch. I jus hasta gives him claw filled smackies on da head. He donna lyke dis. Hehehe.

3. I only giv mommie da bitey on her left hand. I gives her da bunnykicks on her rite hand.

4. Wen Mommie tellz me “Chance No!” I gives her da bitey.

5. I can heer da opening of da stinky goodness can frum cross da howse.

6. I hidez muh toyz in da kitteh bed that cam wit me frum Ohio, but I neva use it. Itz jus were I keeps muh toyz.

7. I luv to hidey in my tunnel an wate till Mommie or da woofie walks by itz. Den I jumps out and gives dem da bitey reel hard lyke. Den I hasta run an hydes afor I gets caughted.



I nose almos all muh fwiends haz dun dis meme so Iz gonna tag da wuns dat arr new to da bloggies soes we can gets ta noe dem better.

Tesla – cuz shes a cyoot kitten lyke me and new to da bloggiesphere lyke me!

Suki – Cuz she new too and I dunna noe anyting bowt her.

Vincent & Mike – Cuz Vincent luks lyke a cool cat and I lyke dat Mike has a boyz name but shes a gyrl.

Raowr – Cuz she new to her fambly and Napoleon donna let her bloggie much yet.

Tiki & Tavi – Cuz I jus met em and dey havs a woofie who dey let tink is in charge too jus lyke me.

Towtawy Tyred Thursday

Sowwy, but wez too tyred to bwoggie today. Wez jus gonna nappy all day wong. Wez gonna twy to bisit wit owr fwiends tomorry. Hopez you all hads a gweat Chrissymas too!

Pee Ess, Mommie finished da meme from da furry bambinos. Wez gonna post dat tomorrow iffen wez can keeps owr Iz open. *YAWNZ* Nite nite..........ZzZzZzZzZz



Chance & Shadow

Merry Christmas Monday!

Check owt da gweat pwessies I gots from Jan's Funny Farm. Tanks a lot guys! Iz soo glad we arr fwiends. I weely lyke da kitteh stockyn. It's pawsum.

Mommie sez we wonna be bwoggin much dis week cuz of da hollydaze. She sez her fav kid bean is visitin frum sumpwace called TexAss and she gonna spen lots of tyme wit her. Shez 5 years old and I hopes she not too stikky. I'll have ta bitey her an den I noo Mommie will be mad. Maybe Iz jus hidey unner da bed wen da kid bean is here.

But da gud newz, Mommie is takin me wit her to visit da fambly fur Chrissymas! She sed lottsa tyme in da PTU, but also lottsa tweats frum da beans too. Dey jus better hav da Tem-Tay-Shuns I lykes.

Also, since we willna be home on Chrissymas Day, Mommie gavs me my pwessie already frum her! She sed da wuns from Santy Paws isnna heres yet so IIz gunna hav ta wate. But here is a cool moovie of me pwayin wit my vewy fyrst Chrissymas Pwessie! Enjoy and has a Happy Hollydaze to all my new bwoggie fwiends.

Psssst.....I wuz tagged by The Furry Bambino's fur da 7 tings bout me meme. I pwomis as soons as da hollydaze is ova, I will get dat posted. Maybe by Thursday?? Mommie??

Mommie: I dunno yet Chance. We will have to see how busy we actually get this week. We have lots of people and places to visit. And lots of presents for you to pick up. You might be too busy playing with all your new toys to come up with 7 different things.

Nuh uh Mommie, I can does it!

Mommie: We will see. I heard grampy got sum really primo home-grown catnip for you.

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Fashion Friday, Yesterday's Answer

You're Rite! It iz a cowarr. Mommie sez I haz to ware it all da tyme lyke da woofie doez. But dat bell tingy is dwivin me cwazy! I tink Imma twy Queen Snickers idea and jus chew it fwat.

Well afer Mommie put dat bell on meh, she also gave me my firs t-shirt! I still not sur iffin I lyke it or not, but Mommie paid me fur my mod...mode.....posin. Yup Yup Daisy, I got TEM-TAY-SHUNS! Dairy fwavor wuns. Dey arr pawwwsum! Mommie had ta put da powch up high cuz I kep chewin on it. Hehehe.

Dun I luk handsum in gween? An jus in tyme fur Santy Paws, it gots a litle messag fur him....see.

Mommie sed wen she sawz it she laugh and laugh lyke a wunatic. Da wady at da store luked at her lyke she was funny or sumting. Well she iz my mommie so I noow. She is funnies.

Otay mommie Iz had enuf of dis. Take da shyrty off pwease.

Fine Iz giv yoo wun more posey, but den yoo beter tak it off and giv me my payz.

Ahhhhhhh, as wong as she payz da gud stuf, I culd get useded to dis!

What the hekk?

Ever since Mommie gots home last nite, i keep heawin a winging noizey and I cannot figur it owt. It sownds lyke its rite unner me, but der is nuttin dere!

I keep lookin, but I dunnot see anyting. I soo confuzded. Where da hekk is dat bell cumin frum?!?!?!?

Uggggg, Post a commenty if yoo noow were da noize is cummin frum. And tomorrow I will let yoo noow wha I figur owt on my vewy fyrst Fashion Friday!

Woofie Wednesday

I Want Food. What You're Eating Looks Good.

Feed Me......

Mmmmmmm, Yummy Looking Beef

Feed Me Now!

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Tuxie Tuesday!

Mommie, jus cuz dey turn da powurs on, donna meen yoo has ta spen da hole nite cweanin. I meen we hads nyce tyme da otter nite just snugllin rite?

Besydes, I donnot lyke da lowd sucky ting vewy much. Althow it kinna fun to watchy da woofie run and barks and chasey it. He soo stoopid sumtime. I jus sit on da table and watch him.

Ahhhhhh, finawy! Tyme to snugglez. Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..ZzZzZz

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