Thursday, January 31, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Iz gonna twies mai fyrst thursday thirteen fur yoos today. Sinse itz mai fyrst Iz just gonna do sum wandum stuff today. Okie heer wee goes.

1. Shadow an I styll donna lykes eech utter much. He donna lyke wen I twies to cuddles wit him an I no lykes wen he twies to likkey my face. But da grrrrring an da hissy haz stoppded. Mommie iz still hopeyfull dat wen I gwows owt of my "kitten" stage Shadow will lykes me more.

2. Iz been reel gud at not givin Mommie da bitey anymur. I noes she donna lykes it soes I bitey utter tings insted lyke mai toys. Shes furrry happy bowt dis.

3. I fownd ware Mommie hideys da new toys dat she no gives to me yet. Wen she goes to da Pet store she buys lots of new toys, but only gives me sum of dem. Dat ways wen I gets bored wit mai toysies, I gots new wuns rite away to intewest me. She keeps dem on top of da bookshelf (dat haz no books on it cuz dey arr all still in boxes). Wun day I will gets dem. Wun day.....

4. I am not intewested in mai stinky goodness since the V-E-T made me takes pills fur da wormies in my tummies. Da wormies arr all gones an I styll only eets a wittle bits of mai stinky goodness. Da V-E-T sed dis iz normal ans I will eets it again wens I iz redy. She sed no wurries az long as I eets mai crunchies.

5. I haz fownd da wunders of da talky box an I lurves it an we dunna evan havs da animal channel. Mommie lets me watchy da PBS durin da day wen she goes huntin. Dey havs sum gud coworfull pwogwams on. I lykes to watchy da cowors on da talky box.

6. I iz currently upsets wit mai Mommie cuz she kiwwed my kitteh gwass. Luks at it, itz soo sads. Itz turnin bwown an Mommie hads to frow it owt cuz its no gud. *sigh* I tolds yoo she waz no gud wit da pwants. If it dunna eats an poops, den she kiwws it.

(Note from Mommie: I am pretty sure the fact that Chance feels he has to lay on top of his grass helped with its demise.)

7. I am also not happies wit da Mommie rite now cuz she is neva homes to pway wit me. She been soo buzies da past too weeks she only haz tyme fur sleep an huntin. Her fwiends thru three birfday parties fur her an she wents to all of dem. Hoo needs THREE birfday parties anyway? Den she sed she haz utter stuff ta do lykes lawndwy an fud shoppins. Oh an las nite her fwiend called an invites her owt fur sumting call carry-o-keeys contest. An den she wun da contest an stays owt weel layt celebwatin. I tink Iz mor inpawtant den dat.

8. I lyke da woofie toys. I tak his toysies an runns off wit dem. He gots wun dat has dees cool tales on it an I gwabs it frum him an hides it unner da bed ware he canna gets it an Mommie haz to finds it fur him. Itz grate funs.

9. Iz stawted to cwimbs up on tings now. Mommie iz happies bowt dis cuz it meens my old boo boo dosna hurts me. Mommie iz not happies bowt dis cuz I keep twyin to lay on top of da hot-box. Dis mayks her nurvass.

10. Shadow an I arr havin a cowch war rite now. He sayz da best spot on da cowch is his spot an I not alowd to lays der. But weneva he moves frum da spot (wich iz not a lots) I jumps up reel fast lyke an takes it.

11. Mai noo fav toy iz dis pom pom ting on a spwing wit a cool bell on its. It bownses bakk an forth and bakk an forth an da bell keeps wingin an I pownce it and its grate fun. Mommie moved it owts of da sleepy room doh so I canna pway wit it at nite. Iz slowly dwaggin it bakk in. Hehe.

12. Mommie gots abowt a squillyun cans of stinky goodness fur me frum Granpa. Granpa is reely nyce an gives me all da stuff his kitteh willna eets (she old an pikky). Too bads Iz not eetin mai stinky goodness huh Mommie..........Hehehehehehehe

13. Myne Mommie duz not havs her own compyutur. She haz to do all my typins wen she at her day huntin pwace. Gud ting her bossy does not minds at all. He sez az long az she get her huntin stuff dun she can uze da spare tymes bwoggin fur me. Hez a nyce bossy evan if Mommie dosna tink soo all da tyme. But she canna always leev mai comments fur mai fwiends. Dis not soo gud.

Holy Cwap dat iz a lots of stuffs. Thirteen tings is hard to cum up wit. I donna noe how sum kittehs do it evawy week. Yoo guys arr jus pawsum kittehs. Maybe nex tyme I do dis I will pikkys a topic an no do da wandum agans. Iz ezawsted *YAAWWNNZZ* I needs a nappy.




The Furry Kids said...

Congratulations on your first T13! You did a great job! And we loved learning all that stuff about you.

Happy Thursday!

Anonymous said...

A very nice TT13 Chance! And we a very glad you are trying not to use the Bitey.

Daisy said...

Very good T13, Chance! Thirteen things is a lot, so we are taking a break from it because I runned out of ideas. I am proud of you for being able to stop the bitey. I tried to stop, but I cannot.

Queen Snickers, Empress and Princess Renna said...

We think T13 can be very hard too! You did a good job! Momma does some of our stuff at her dayhunting too because they have the photo software there she can't afford for her computer at home. She does her sneaky though, when she has her work done or when she has a break.

Tybalt said...

That is a great Thursday Thirteen Chance! I think you did very well. You like to watch the TV, too, huh? Maybe one day you can do reviews for us on your shows, like I do for movies! Purrrrrs.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

That was a really good and interesting T13 Chance. Concatulations on it being your first one. We will forward for many more from you!

Sunny's Mommy said...

That is a lot of stuff, but all very interesting. No wonder you're exhausted. I hope you have a good nap. It's well deserved.

MEStaton said...

Chance you are too funny! and very clever.

Boots & the Interlopers said...

Wowies!! We are three and we can't even come up with 13 things between all of us! You have lots of good things going on there.

Jan Price said...

We've never done a 13. We'd all be snoring before we got that far. You did great! Especially since it was your first time.

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SophieKitty said...

Good first TT, Chance. I like to watch the TV too. There's lots of good stuff I like to watch.