Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Woofie Wednesday

Its not fair I tell ya. I teach the little booger to blog and then he hogs the bloggie so I can't even play! So I told him he has to share from now on and give me at least one day a week. We'll see if he can remember who is boss around here. (Mom thinks she's the boss, but we know who really rules the house)

And as if all this wasn't bad enough, Mom spent soo much time trying to take pictures of Chance, she only managed to get one picture of me with the new flashy box! Can you imagine? And she says she only gots this picture of me because I got in the way. The rudeness of her. It is soo sad I think I will go pee on the floor right next to where she walks in the door. That way when she gets home from her day hunting, she will know I am mad at her.

Other than all this annoyance, I kind of like the little booger. Since he got here, Mom gives me the can of yummy goodness for dinner too! I haven't gotten the can of yummy goodness in years cause Mom says it gives me gas and I burp alot. But once Chance came to live with us, I kept trying to steal his stinky goodness. Mom said this made my gas problem even worse than it was before so she went to the store to get me some of my own. When she came home she had no cans! She got these little powch things that have the goodness inside them instead. She says there are less preservatives in the powches and that's better for me. I think she's a little nuts, but I don't care cause I'm getting the good stuff for dinner again. YAY!

Another good thing about the little booger being here, is the toys! OMG! OMG! OMG! Chance got all new toys and stuff cause Mom got rid of all the stuff she had from her last kitty. She came home with the huge Petco bag and I got all excited (cause I know what that bag is). But then she started pulling out all this kitty stuff and I started to get sad. But you'll never guess what was at the bottom of the bag.................A SQEAKY BALL! It's just like the one I lost only better cause the squeaker still works. I sqeak it all day and night and Mom just loves it. She calls it my "Shadow settle down!" I have no idea why she calls it that cause it just makes me go crazy crazy crazy. It's like I'm a puppy again. Come to think of it, I'm gonna go sqeak it now and practice for when Mom gets home from hunting. Gotta go SQEAK!



Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Dear Woofie:

The CAT is always in charge of the house. Do not forget this.

Daisy said...

Oh Shadow, I am very happy that you got a new squeaky ball. What fun!

Tiki, Kirby, and StanLee said...

Cats can be such punks. The people shut me in the bedroom all day and let the cats go free. I only bit Riley in the face the one time, and it barely bled at all, but still I'm shut away. That was over a year ago! -Kesey

The real reason he is shut away is that Mommy is afraid I will spend the day kissing the woofie. She's right, I would! Kesey only tolerates it for about a 15 minutes before he starts groaning and growling at me because I still won't stop! -Riley

I am not a punk. I am a good girl! -Tiki

I guess I do need my sleep. Being shut away from the Riley isn't so bad after all. Shadow, I'm glad you got some stinky goodness and a new sqeaky ball! Squeaky toys are the best!! -Kesey

Tybalt said...

Hurray for the squeaky ball, Shadow! Our doggies love squeakies, too. They have as many toys as we do.

Queen Snickers, Empress and Princess Renna said...

Hehe you sound like a good woofie, much better then the scary one that stayed in our backyard for a while, Momma and Daddy found her in a rain storm, got her fixed up and adopted. All she did was bark at me through the window and try to lick my Momma to DEATH! ~Queen Snickers

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Yoor a cute woofie, Shadow, and I bet Chance and yoo is gonna be good frends...