Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Wordless Wednesday

See, I iz styl cyoot. Tayk mai pyctoor Mommie! Fank Yoo.

Puuuuurrrrrrrssssssss

Chance

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Tuxie Tuesday

Mommie didna tayk any pyctoors uf me to day. She finks dat yesserdays pyctoor iz soo speshul dat she culd neva get a bettur wun. I tol her dat if she duzna tayk mai pyctoor all mai fwiends will fink dat I runned away or sumfin an I donna wants dat. *sigh* I will twy agan to nite ta mayk her tayk a pyctoor uf mai hansumness ta show yoo all dat I iz styl heer. May be iffen I shares mai pillow wif da dawg agan she will fink itz cyoot enuff fur da flashy box. Dat iz if she can dwag herself away frum da Olympics long enuff ta see us.

Puuuuurrrrrrrssssssssssssss

Chance

Monday, August 18, 2008

Monday Sharing

I gess we can shares da pillow. But jus fur a lytle bits.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Friday, August 15, 2008

Bizzy Friday

Jus wanna pop on kwick an wish alla mai fwiends a gwate weeken. We iz sooper bizzy rownd heer today. Afer day huntin Mommie hazta dog sit the *gulp* 3 Pitbulls next door! She sed she willna bwings dem ova ta meet me (fank gudness) but she does hafta walk em an pway wif dem cuz der beans arr camping. An acorse she gotsta feeds dem an giv dem tweets an scritches. I donna myn cuz I noes dat she will jus be next door iffen I needs her. Hav a Happy Weekend!

Puuuuuurrrrrrrssssssssssssssss

Chance

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Fings I lurned bowt da Olympics dis week.

1. Beans can do twicks. I didna noes dis cuz mai Mommie doesna do any twicks.

2. Beans do twicks fur shiny metal fings. I lyk shiny fings too but I izna gonna do twicks fur dem.

3. China iz a beyootiful cuntry. Lotsa purrty bildings.

4. Michael Phelps iz not hyoomin. He iz a waterpwoof robotyc swimmin masheen!

5. Beans arr crazy bowt water. Dey do flips offa bords just ta lands in da water an gets wet. Furry furry weerd.

6. Firewurks arr purrty. Even on da talky box dey arr brite an flashy an lotsa purrty colors.

7. Sumtyms da beans lyk ta pway fetch lyk woofies but in dis stuff called sand. Mommie sez itz called volliballs.

8. I lyk ta see beans on two weeled fings. (Bicycles) Whateva. Dey go soo fast I canna luk away or dey wil get losted.

9. Shadow duzna care bowt da Olympics. He jus sleeps thru dem. Corse he sleeps thru efurryfing alla tym.

10. Mommie only lyks ta watchy surtain fings in da Olympics. Da ofur stuff she jus walks away frum.

11. Weneva der iz a long comurshal brake, Mommie walks da woofie so he duzna bother her wen sumfing gud is on.

12. Olympics meens lotsa lap tym. Nuff sed.

13. Da Olympics tayk too long an arr on well inta da nite tym. I iz havin trubble stayin awakes fur it all.

Wat did yoo lurn bowt da Olympics?

Puuuurrrrrrrsssssssssss

Chance

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tired Tuxie Tuesday

I fink I iz gonna naps untyl Mommie gets home frum day huntin. We wer up reel reel layt las nite watchin da Olympics agan an I iz pweewped.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Man-Cat Monday

Dis iz ware I spended mosta mai weeken. Mommie bowted me a Boogie Mat at da Petco store an put it in mai hammick! I lurves it lots an lots. Soes Mommie an I watcheded da Olympics all weeken long an it waz pawsum! Asept for da water parts, why do dey do dat stuffs? I jus stood der lookin at em wunnerin why dey splashin rownds in all dat water wen dey culd just clims owt. It waz furry furry weerd. But da girls doin da flippys on da bars an on dat long beem wer furry innerestin. Dey can do better flips an leeps den I can. An da boyz hoo play da B-Ball wonded der fyrst gaym! We iz furry happies wif da U.S.A. rite now an hope dey can keeps up da good wurk.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Finally Friday

Itz been such a long week I iz happies itz Friday. All de asitement of mai missin toyz haz worn me owts.
I fink Imma nappies till Monday.
Hopes yoo all haf a gwate weeken!


Puuurrrrssssssssssss


Chance

Peee Essss........Mommie an I arr sooper asited fur da Olympics dat starts tonite in da U.S.A. Dis will be mai fyrst Olympics an Mommie sez we will eets popcorn an watch beans jump off hi bords inta pools uf water an do flippys an stuffs. Dat sowns lyk wat woofies do fur tweets. I canna wates ta see beans do twicks. I wunner wat kinda tweets dey will gets...........

Thursday, August 7, 2008

The Truth on Thursday

MOMMIE!! I wants mai toyz.

Mommie: Okay okay, relax a bit. I will tell you what happened to your toys just calm down a second.

Okies Mommie, jus lets me gets comfy heer.....

Mommie: Do you wanna here this or not?

Okies okies, I iz reddy. Now tells me wat happen to mai toyz?

Mommie: Remember how all last week Shadow was being a naughty naughty doggie and kept making a mess of your litter box while I was day hunting?

Uh huh, I amembers. He keeped tippin mai box ova an spillin its.

Mommie: Well I got tired of cleaning up the mess everyday so I moved all of your toys and things to the sitting room for you. That way I can close the door and seperate Shadow from the side of the apartment that has your litter box in it.

Ooooooo, soes all mai toyz arr jus inna nutter room?

Mommie: Yup, all your toys are just in the other room. Feel better now?

Much bettur. Fanks Mommie! Now I can nappies happies agan.

Puuuurrrrrrsssssssssssssssss

Chance

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Missing Toys on Tuesday

Well fyns Mommie. Iffen yoo willna helps me luk fur mai toyz den I will jus does it maiself.

I wunner ware dey culd hav gones.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Man-Cat Monday

Mommie....... Why arent mai toys in mai tent ware I puts dem??

Friday, August 1, 2008

Finally Friday

I haz been waytin all week fur Friday an itz finawy heer! All I gotsta do now iz curl up fur wun long nappie an den Mommie will be home fur da hole weeken! Hope all mai fwiends hav gwate weekens too!

Puuuurrrrrsssssssssss

Chance

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Thankfull Thursday

Mai noo fwiend Willie gaved me dis furry cool awardie! I tol Mommie dat bein a bitey cat waz cool but she didna bileeeve me. Well see Mommie. I tol yoo soes! (I alwayz wanned to say dat) I iz gonna tag sum furry cool cats fur dis awardie. Oooooo, I hopes dey didna gets it alwedy. I gess dey will jus be extwa cool iffen dey gets it agan.

Skittles, Texas, Monkey Bunkey, & Alex

Puuuuurrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssss

Chance

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Tuxie Tummy Tuesday

Jus a lytl bits of tummy tooday. Not enuff fur da 'Q' contest but I iz comfy.
Did yoo do yur 'Q' yet??

Monday, July 28, 2008

Just Another Monday

Soes Mommie an me (oh an Shadow too) spended da hole weeken sleepin on da cowch an watchin mooovies. Der waz lotsa lowd boom boom noizes dat mayded da woofie scareded but not me cuz I donna mynd da boom boom noizes. Shadow hids unner da bed fur mosta da tym soes I got da cowch an Mommie all ta myselfs. Hehehe. I evan gots Shadows piwow fur mosta da tym. Mommie furgots ta chargey her flashy box doh soes I donna havs any pyctoors. But she mayds up fur it alwedy wif lotsa scritches an turkey flavurd tem-tay-shuns. YUM! Hope alla mai fwiends had gud weekens too an didna gets stuck in da big meen floody storms.

Puuurrrssssssssss

Chance

Friday, July 25, 2008

Finally Friday

Chance: Happy Fwiday ta alla mai fwiends! Mommie sez we isna gonna do anyfing dis weeken but nap an watchy da talky box. She finawy haz a weeken dat she duzna hafta go anywares or do anyfing. Shes furry asited an soes iz me. I get Mommie ta myself all weeken. Itz gonna be gwate!

Shadow: HEY! I'll be here too little brother. As she is my Mommie also, you are just gonna have to share her with me this weekend.

Chance: Az long az she gives me scritches an feeds me mai crunchy yummies den dats all I needs. Hopes all owr fwiends hav gwate weekens wif der beans an gets lotsa lurves an scritches.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Thursday Thawts

Soes I waz thinkin dat I wuld jus let Shadow hav da pillow on da cowch.
I fownd a much bettur spot on mai Mommies lap. She sez Shadow iz too big ta be a lap doggie soes her lap iz all myn an I donna hafta shares.
I fink I culd get used ta dis. (See how happies I am, I iz smilins)


Puuuurrrrrrsssssssssssss


Chance


Peee Esss: Shadow sed he had a gwate tym walkin wif Merci affer her birfday partay yesserday an waz gonna do a hole posty abowts it tooday but he iz jus so happies an tyred at da saym tym he hasna moved frum da cowch sinse he gots home. I wonner wat two woofies do on a walk wifowt der beans. Hmmmmmmm.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Tuxie Tuesday

Wif jus a lytle bit uv toes too.
Puurrrrsssssssssssss


Chance

Monday, July 21, 2008

Man-Cat Monday

Jus a lityl bits uv tummie,
An a hole lotta Man-Cat cyuteness.


Puuuuuurrrrrrrssssssssssss


Chance

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Tagged on Thursday

My noo fwiend Willy taggeded me fur da 6 qwirks meme. Mommie sez I got lots mor dan six but I wil jus tells ya da gud wuns.

1. Weneva Mommie goes to da bean litterbox I pushy mai way thru da door ta sit next ta her. We gots wun of dose slidey pwastic doors to da litterbox room an I jus push an push till I can climb unner it. Den I rolls arownd on da rug til Mommie iz “dun”. I pushy mai way bak thru da door afor Mommie can opens it for me.

2. I willna eet mai stinky gudness no mores. Mommie sez I used ta lurves mai stinky gudness, but now I jus fink itz stinky. I donna lyks it an I lets Shadow eets it evan doh it gives him stinky poos an dat mayks Mommie mad. It no matter da flavors.

3. Mommie haz been reel reel tyred frum her day-huntin jobbie soes I hav been getting lotsa lap tyms. Dis iz gud sept wen Mommie twys ta moves. Den I gets mad an gives her lotsa biteys an bunnykicks an I donna stop tyl Mommie piks me up an puts me on da floor. Den I jumps back up an do it agan tyl she gets reel mad an moves to da floor. Den I tayk her spot on da cowch. Hehehe.

4. Jus lyk mai fwiend Billy Sweetfeats I jus hafta dwink Mommies bath water. Afer I gets mai dwink I gotsta pway wif her bubbles. I swats dem until mai feets get wet an den I hafta licks dem off. I fink dey arr yummy, but Mommie duzna lyks wen I do dis an twys ta gets dem first. I bitey her wen she twys.

5. I will not use mai kitteh bed fur nappies. I mayk bizkits in it an keeps mai toys in it soes Shadow canna gets dem but I willna use it fur anyfing else.

6. I reely reely lyk ta lay on top of mai kitteh tree. I pway meetloaf cat on it an tuk all mai feets unner me soes not ta be suspected of eevil pwots. Den wen Mommie or Shadow walk by I gives dem whapps wif full cwaws owt dat scaredy dem an kwik go bak ta meetloaf cat soes dey donna noes it waz me. Hehehe, its gwate funs.

Mommie sez I shuld do dis meme two tyms cuz dose arr only da fings I do all da tym. She sez der arr many fings dat I do silly lyk dat jus not all da tyms. May bee I will mayks it a Thursday Thirteen sumtym soes yoo can see all da funny fings I do. Now ta tag sum kittehs. I fink I will tag sum of owr noo cat bloggers dat I met soes we can lurns more bowt dem.

Alex
Sen-Chan
Miss Henry

Puuuurrrrrrrsssssssssssss

Chance

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

Manly Monday


Dis iz wat we will be doin all week. Mommie sez she iz furry furry bizzy wif her day huntin an haz a hyoooooge project ta do an willna be able ta helps us posty all week long. Soes we iz jus gonna sleeps all week an hope dis project duzna keeps her frum getting home on tym ta feeds us. We will twy an get her ta bisit sum bloggies fur us an let us noes wat arr fwiends arr up to an we will catchy up nex week.

Puuuuurrrrrrsssssssssss frum Chance
&
Wooofie Licks frum Shadow

Friday, July 11, 2008

Finally Friday

An I styl gots holda mai lap.


Hav a gud weeken efurrywun!


Puurrrrrrrssssssssss


Chance

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Thawts on Thursday

So I haz been finkin in betweeeen mai snuggles wif Mommie bowt dis gilt fing. If I mayks her feel gilty bowt sumfing den she twys reel reel hard ta mayk it ups to me. I meens all I did waz tell her dat I wazna happies bowt her leevins all da tym an now she iz stayin homes wif me an givin me extwa snuggles. I wunner wat utter fings I culd mayk her feel gilty bowt? Iffen I mayk her fink I am starvin kitteh will she go gets me sum more tem-tay-shuns? An how bowts iffen I mayk her fink I am boreded wif all mai toyz? Will she go gets me noo wuns? I am gonna hafta fink bowt dis sum more. Anywun gots any ideyas?

Puuuurrrrsssssssssss

Chance

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Tuxie Tuesday

Nope, not lukin at yoo. Styl mads at yoo fur leevin me dis weeken. Need extwa snuggles too nite ta mayk ups fur it. But fanks fur taykin mai pyctoor fur da bloggy.

Puuuuurrrrrrssssssssssssss

Chance

Monday, July 7, 2008

Manic Monday

Chance : Mommie haz been runnins rownd lyk sum cwazy bean all weeken long an wazna home wif me lyk she shuld have been or tayk mai pyctoor or nofing!

Mommie : I spent the whole day with you on Sunday. We sat on the couch the whole day and watched television together. Don't you remember?

Chance : Acorse I amember, but dat duzna splain why der iz no pyctoors of me fur mai bloggy today.

Mommie : Well my camera (a.k.a. flashy box) was in my purse on the other side of the room and you looked so comfortable sleeping on my lap that I did not want to wake you by getting up. And the only time you were awake the whole day was when you were eating.

Chance : I styl donna fink itz any escuse, but I can furgives yoo dis tym I gess.

Mommie : Gee, thanks I think. How very kind of you. Does this mean I won't be bitten while I try to sleep tonight?

Chance : Donna pushy yur luk, hehehehe.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Thawts on Thursday

I fink I will sleeps thru da hollyday weeken. Mommie sed she willna be homes much dis weeken anyhows soes may bee Shadow an I will jus nappy da days away an wate till Monday.

I hope all mai fwiends hav a gwate hollyday wif der beans dis weeken.

Happy Fourth of July!!!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Tuxie Tuesday

Chance heer wif a pubwic kitteh survis annownsment. The fowowing post iz not fur kittens or does hoo arr skwemish. Pweese, iffen yoo haz a hart condyshun I beg yoo to not look at wat I iz abowt ta show yoo. Pweese pwoseeds at yur own risks. Fank You.

Trouble on Tuesday

A message frum owr secwet woofie reepurters.......

Goin 2 catch tasty kittehs  wif cheezbrgrsLink
see more crazy cat pics

AHHHHH! An we thawt vishus deer wer da enenemies! Someone alert Skeezix!

Monday, June 30, 2008

Friday, June 27, 2008

150th Post!

Today iz mai 150th blog posty!Mommie thawt it wuld be funs ta go bak to da beginnin tooday an see how fars I cames.
Dis pyctoor is frum afor I meted mai Mommie an I was living wif Mr. Hendrix an his beans.
An dis iz frum da day I mets mai Mommie for da fyrst tym! Dat waz a furry long day.
Dis iz me afer I got to mai furrever hom an gots mai fyrst nip nanner.
Here I am pwayin wif mai noo tent. I luvs dat tent.
Mai very fyrst tastey of cat grass. YUM!
Wen I gots mai cave wif da pretty wibbons ins it an crinkle pad.
Dis iz me yellin at da Petco beans after dat meen tunnell hurted mai facey.
Heer I am waitin an waitin fur mai fyrst birfday.
An heer I am wif mai birfday pressie! I styl luvs mai tent, but mai Hammick is da bestest.
An now I iz all gwown up. Fanks fur being mai fwiends an watchin me gwow frum a silly kitten to a big stwong Man-Cat. Da kitties of da bloggysphere arr da bestest kittehs evar (an acorse all der beans too!)


Puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrsssssssss & Headbutts to all of you...


Chance