Funnest Friday Efur!

Holy Bast I had da bestest tym in da hole wurld! Mommie gots home frum huntin an gots a package frum da black box on da road. Den she puts it on da taybl an walkded da woofie. I jus sat der not nowin dat da bestest toy in da hole wurld waz sittin in dat package next ta me. Does yoo noe wat waz in da package??

SQUIGGLES!!!!

Dey arr da funnest toy eva.
Momm thru dem on me an I wuld walks a bit wif em an den roll on dems an bitey dem.

Mai fav wun iz da purple wun cuz it matcheys mai cowwar.
Fanks soooo furry much DKM fur mai Squiggles. I lurve dem. I evan woke Mommie up at 4 am ta pway chasey da squiggle wif me. Hehehehehe. It waz pawsume.

I hopes all mai fwiends hav a gwate weekend. Iz gonna spen da hole tym wif mai Mommie pwayin wif mai squiggles. She sez all her fwiends arna gonna bees awond dis weekend cuz dey arr on vacayshuns an stuffs. Dat jus meens mai Mommie will be stayin homes wif me an pwayin wif me. An since its sposeta be nyse an warm an sunny, Mommie sez she mites go gets me a harness an sees how I lyk goin fur walkies. I tols her I dunno bowt dat cuz da owtsyde iz scaries. I gess we will see wat happens.

Purrrrrsssssssssssssss

Chance

Thursday - Almost the Weekend

Duz dis cowch mayk mai butt look bigg?? I mite hafta givs it da bitey lyk mai fwiend Pearl.

Wordless Wednesday

Tuxie Tuesday

Mommie fownd all da diffwent settins on her flashy box.

Yoo can tels I gots annoyded wif all da flashy afer a wile.

Mommie, I jus wanna nappy. Pweese tayk da flashy an go ways.

Mini Man-Cat Monday

Mommie took dis pyctoor rite afor I bitey her.

She waz rubins mai tummy wile I twied ta sleeps.

Yoo can sees mai angwy eyezes.

I fink it iz vewy Man-Catly ta givs angwy eyezes.

Not Soo Good Friday

Chance: Wels I finawy hadsta teech Mommie a lesson. Shez gotten soo lazy latwy an I hadsta mayks a poynt. See Mommie hazna scooped mai poops in a squillion dayz.

Mommie: It was only two days!

Chance: ANYWAYZ!!! Wen she finawy gots awond ta cweenin it I reeeely hads ta go. Soes I pooped on da floor nex ta her. She waz not happies bowt dis at all.

Mommie: I was already running late for work and you made me later because I had to clean the floor before I left.

Chance: Wells nex tym may be yoo willna tayks soo looooooong ta cween mai boxie.

On anofur note: I hopes all mai fwiends hav a gwate weekend. Now I gots ta get goin soes I can bids on a BIG Squillion at Beau's bloggie. Good Luck Guyz!

Puuuurrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss

Chance

Thursday Thirteen Tattle

I noes dat yoo iz sposeta tattles on sumwun udder dan yurself, but Mommie finks I am vewy weerd an sez I shuld tells yoo bowt sum stuffs I do.

1. I donna lyk wen Mommie opens da winnow to da "owtsyd". I fink it iz vewy scawy owt der an I will not goes in da sleep room till she cwoses da winnow.

2. I lurve wen Mommie opens da front door. I sits on da taybl wif mai nosey in da air an smells da airs. I canna sees da "owtsyd", but I can heer an smells it.

3. I lyk ta cuddl up rite next ta Mommie wen she is sleepins. I rub on her an purrs till she twies ta pets me.....den I gives her da bitey.

4. Wen Mommie tayks a baff she hazta leeve da curtan opens soes I can sees her at all tyms. I will open da curtan iffen she closes it.

5. Wunce da curtan iz opens, I cwimb on da sides of da tub an pway in da water wif mai paw. An I eets any bubles dat arr floatins on da tops. (Mommie sez donna wurry, she uses all natural vegan bath products dat arr edible, but taste horrible.)

6. I hav stopped eetin stinky gudness. Mommie styl gives me sum efurry mornin. I likk all da gwavy off of it an leeve da rest fur Shadow. Dis gives Shadow stinky runny poos. Mommie dosna lyks dis at all.

7. I eet da woofies fuds wen Mommie izna lukin. She heers da crunchy crunchy an afor she fins me its all gones. I also lyks ta bat da fuds unner da cold fud box.

8. Wunce I loooz a toy I donna wants ta pway wif it any mores. Iffen Mommie finds a toy unner da cowch an gets it fur me I ignores it. I donna whys.

9. I hafta lay on Mommies cwothes in da morning. If I donna gets ta lay on her cwothes I cry an cry an cry till she puts dem onna beds fur me.

10. I haz a vewy lowd meowy voyse. Sumtymes I meowy soes lowd, da neybor can heer me an she cums runnins ova ta mayk sur I iz otay.

11. Wately I haz been twyin ta cudles wif Shadow. Shadow duzna cudles wif me. He duzna lyks ta be tuched unless he iz gettin scritches frum Mommie. *sigh*

12. Shadows toys arr mor fun den myns. I steel his sqweeky toys alla tym an hides dem unner da beds ware he canna gets dem. Den I sqweeks dem an dwives him cwazy. hehehe

13. Mai fav pwace in da hole howsie iz in da litter box room. I lyk ta roll awoun on da rugs an mess dem all ups. Den Mommie hazta fixey dem soes I can mooves dem agan.

Well der arr sum of da weerd fings I do dat mayk mai Mommie laff at me. She sez I am da sillyest kitteh she haz eva nown. I donna noe wat iz soo silly doh, I fink itz jus funs.

Oh, an I iz gessin yoo notysed da Orange tooday fur da ASPCA. I am showin mai sport an goin Orange tooday. Oooooo an chekks owt da linky on da lef syd too. Yoo can signs a pwedge ta support dem an all da puddins in needs.

Puuuuurrrrrrsssssssssssssss

Chance

Wordless Woofie Day

Huh?

Tuxie Toys Tuesday

I gots mails!! Itz frum Samantha an Tigger!
Itz mai pwize fur pwayin der 400th post contest.
An it cames wif dis pawsum noo mousie!
An Mommie puts in sum of da home gwown nip from PB&J dat I gots!

Fanks bunches guys. Az yoo can sees I lurve da noo mousie soo much Mommie didna evan opens da toy ballz yets. She sed we will pway wif dem too nite wen she gets home frum huntins. An Mommie sez she reely lykded da card dat cam wif it too. OOOOOOOOOOh an da tem-tay-shuns wer sooooo yummies. Mommie evan gaves me extwas! I gots 15 of dem! She only eva gives me 5. Dey wer soo yummy, evan Shadow woofie wanteds dem, but I whapped him on da hed an sed no cuz dey iz myns. Hehe. Hmmmm, I fink Iz gonna go pways wit da noo mousie till Mommie gets home.

Puuuurrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Chance

Man-Cat Monday

Mommie, since wen do yoo cween?An y dids yoo hafta cween mai gizzy?

Now I gotsta spens da hole day puttin mai smells bak on it.

Fanks a bunch.

Finawwy Fwiday

Iz gwad itz fwiday, I jus hopes Mommie hurries up an gets home frum huntin soes we can snuggles. I savded da bestest spot on da cowch fur yoo Mommie.

Lazy Thursday

Iz gonna steels da gud spots on da cowch afor dat woofie duz. I jus wanna be lazies tooday.
Nyce an cumfy.

Wordless Wednesday

(Pssst....Mommie furgot bowt da cwaw cwippins so donna wemins her pweese.)

Tuxie Toes Tuesday

Mommie: What are you doing up there Chance?Mommie: Are you using the couch as a scratching post again?
Mommie: I told you next time I caught you I was going to clip your claws.
Chance: I didna do nofing Mommie. I swares I waz jus lyins up heer. Pweese donna cwip my cwaws. I needs dem fur whappin da woofie.

Manly Monday

Sorry Mommie, this seat is taken. Yea sowwie Mommie, dis seet iz takens too.
Der iz a wittle room in da middles if ya wants
Or yoo can haz mai spots on da taybl.

Da mens of da howse havs tayken ova da cowchie.

Soooo Sowwie Mommie, Hehehehehehehehe

Puuurrrrrrrssssssssssssss

Chance

Finawwy Friday

Hi Shadow, yoo wanna cum up heer?
Okay I will mooves fur yoo.
Hey, I tawt yoo waz gonna go on da cowch?
Fine stays on da floor, I donna cares.
I jus sits up here an wates fur Mommie to come home.

I hopes all mai fwiends havs a gud weekend. I willna be bloggins, but Iz still gonna puuuurrrrrrssssss an pwaaayyyysssss fur alla yoo owt der.

Chance

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen of mai bestest an most favuryt fings.

1. Mai bitey mowsies
2. Yummi crunchees
3. Mai nip raviolees
4. Stinky Gudness
5. Mai nip nanner
6. Gizzy quilt
7. Mai pway tent
8. Da big bed fur sleepins
9. Mai chare
10. Mommies hair afer da rain room (I lurves ta bitey it an whap its)
11. Mai twakball toy
12. Da scratchy post
13. Mai nyce warm furrever home wit Mommie an Shadow


Dat waz all da stuffs dat I lurves da mostest an iz fankful fur. Iz been soo sads ta heer dat mai fwiends arr sik. I iz puurrrinnnns an prayinns az hard az I cans fur dem. Poor Momo gots sikky on an owtsyde aventur an poor Miral iz fitin fur her lyf rite now frum eevel toxins. Pweese puurrr an pway fur dem (Iffen yoo iznt yets) an send dem sum lurves on der bwoggies. May bee iffen dey noes we iz all pwayin fur dem, it will helps dem keep up da fites. Lurve iz da bestest mos powurful fing der iz an can do wunnerful fings iffen yoo lets it.

Wordless Wednesday

Clicky Pic Fur Link To Miral

Tagged on Tuesday

I gots taggded by Sophie Kitty ta do da Make a Wish Meme last weeks an Iz finawy gots mai wish jus rites.

The Rules:

1. Think about what it is that you want more than anything, what your heart’s desire and fondest wish is, and what it is that you would wish for if you were to see the above wishing star flame across the night sky.

2. Right click and SAVE the blank graphic below..

3. Use a graphics program of your choice and place your wish on this picture:

Heer iz da gwafics.

An heer iz mai wishy.

Ooooo, I hopes mai wishy duz come tru sumday. It wuld be nyce ta noes all da puddins in da wurld arr az spoiled az Shadow an I ams.

I not gonna taggy no wuns fur dis wun cuz dat way any kitteh or woofie wif a wishy can do it.

Puurrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss

Chance

Mail and Pressies on Monday

Soes gess wats! I gots mai pwize frum PB&J in da box by da road.

Mommie, opens it. I wanna sees wats insyde. It smells soooo gud.
Oh My Gudness, luk at da home gwown NIP!1! An a mousie and sum tweats
Mmmmm, yum. Nom nom nom nom.

Oh an az pwomised, heer iz da easter baskits fur shadow an me dat da bunnie brungs us.
Shadows iz da wun wit da monkey in its. I gots da zeebwa.
Mom puts sum of da primo nip on mai zeebwa fur me.

It waz soooo gud an funs ta pway wit.

Shadow lyked givin da monkey da bitey. Alla its furs waz wets frum his happie woofie slobburs.

Hope evarywun had a gud Eastern. I missded da bunnie myself cuz I waz sleepins wen he cames. Did anywun else catchy da bunnie?

Purrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssss

Chance

Good Friday

Mommie iz bein lazies tooday an willna tayks any pictoors of me. She sad cuz she hazta go day huntin tooday wen all da udder beans havs off fur da comins of da bunnies on sunday. I haz no ideya wat dis iz all abowt, but Mommie sez Shadow and I gets baskies of stuffs ta pway wit soes Iz asiteds. Iz gonna mayk her takey sum pictoors of me wit mai baskie fur Man-Cat Monday. Havs a gud weekend efurrywun an Happy Bunnies Day!

Puuurrrrrsssssssssssssss

Chance

I GOTS TAGGED FUR A MEMEMEME

Here are the rules:1. You have to post the rules before you give your answers.
2. You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. (If you don't have a middle name, use your maiden name or your mother's maiden name).
3. At the end of your blog post, you need to tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name. (Be sure to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.)


Well Lotsa kittehs hav sed dey fawt mai middle name waz Bond an I gess dey iz rite. Soes Iz gonne use dat.

B – Bold. I dunna cares iffen da woofies lyks it wens I whaps him or not. Iz jus gonna does it anywais an he can gets ova it.

O – Outspoken. I will tells da Mommie all kindsa stuffs. Lyk wen I wants mai fuds, an ware shes sposeta puts it, an wat bowl she sposeta use too. She lurves wens I do dis. Hehehe.

N – Naughty. I can be kinsa naughty sumtymes. Lyks wen I pways wit da woofies fuds an smakky him on da hed wit mai cwaws owt. Mommie doesna gets mads at me doh cuz she sez Iz “still just a baby”. Hehehe.

D – Daring. I lyks to mayk sure dat Mommie sees me wens I do stuffs Iz not spose ta do. Lyk wen I bat da stuffs off da taybl or jumps up on da hot box. Dat always makes her scardey an den she gwabs me an holds me an cuddles me. I lyk wen she does dis so I jumps up der weneva I cans.

Dat waz lotsa funs. Fanks Queen Snickers & Empress and Merci and Captain Jack & Dante fur taggins me fur dis wun.

Now I gotsta tags sum udder kittehs, but I donna noe hoo. Ummmms, how bowts Beethoven, Derby, and Pixel! I doesna noes if dey hav middle names, but I fink it wuld be funs ta see wats dey cums up wit.


HEY! Shadow here. Captain Jack & Dante tagged me for this meme too. Well my full name is Nelle’s Little Shadow cause I used to walk behind Mommie all the time. Even when I was on the leash! So my middle name is Little.

L – Lazy. I am a lazy dog. I admit it. What do you expect from an “old” dog like me. Besides, whenever I leave my pillow on the couch that silly kitty takes it from me.

I – Intelligent. As you can tell by my spelling skills, I am a very smart woofie. I know a whole bunch of tricks, but as Mommie says, I am smart enough to know when I don’t have to listen to them. Like when Mommie says sit, I know I only have to sit if she has food. Otherwise it’s not worth it and I’m not doing it.

T – Tenacious. I will hold my ground on the couch for hours on end. It’s my spot and I will not give it up easily without a fight! Of course you can have it when I’m done though.

T – Temperamental. If I do not like what you are doing, I will tell you so. If Mommie moves too much at night while I am trying to sleep, I will growl at her until she stops. I never bite except in play, but you will get a sound lashing for disturbing my beauty sleep.

L – Loud. I have a very loud bark and I will bark at any strange noise. Mommie says the neighbors are going to stop liking me if I don’t quiet down a little bit, but I don’t care. Besides, I never bark when Mommie isn’t home. I only bark so she is aware of any possible danger that may be lurking in the shadows.

E – Extrovert. I am always looking out for everyone else. Yes, it can be tiring sometimes, but that is my job. I am the protector of the house and all who are in it. Someone has to protect my Mommie from the evil “outside” strangers.

Well I want to tag some woofies for this meme now. How about Kesey, Cammie, and Diamond Doggie. I don’t know if any of you has done this or not, but if you have then I won’t make you do it again.


Iz dunno bowt Shadow, but Iz pewped affer all dat mememe. I finks Iz gonna goes tayks a nappy on da no shokky blankie.
Puurrsssssssssssssssssss

Chance

Wordless Wednesday (well a few words)

Iz been taggded by Queen Snickers an Empress AND Merci at Jan's Funny Farm fur da middle name meme. I will wurks on it tooday an gets it up soons. I Pwomiss. Just gotsta ask mai Mommie wat mai middle namey iz. Hmmmmmmmmm.

(hehehe, Shadow tongue)

TABBY TUESDAY!?!?

Luk at wat Mommie browt home frum huntin.
No wai Mommie arr wez keepin hims. No, donna evan tink abowts it.
Yeah Mom, it doesn't matter how cute he is. I don't want another brother, and you don't have enough green papers to keep him. Take him back to where you found him. NOW!
Woah Woah, boys settle down. We aren't going to keep him. I found him on the side of the road and he was about to get hit by a car. I couldn't just leave him there. But as soon as I can give him a little something to eat, I am going to take him someplace safe and give him to some people who will take good care of him and find him a forever home. Trust me, I have my hands full with the two of you. I don't need another little boy running around causing even more trouble. Hehe.

Note from Mommie: This poor little kitten was soo starved he could barely move when I picked him up, but he Meowed at me pretty strongly which was a good sign. When I brought him in, he gobbled up some food and drank some water. Chance and Shadow were very curious and tried to sniff him nicely, but once the little kitten gave a quick hissy, Chance took off and hid under the bed and Shadow just walked away to sleep on the couch. And yes I did consider keeping the little guy, but I know I just don't have the time or funds to take care of him right now. Besides, the boys have just gotten used to sharing with each other. I would hate to disturb their current comfort with another addition to the family. Maybe sometime in the future, just not right now.

Mini Man-Cat Monday - Busted

Chance, what are you up to??
Nofing Mommie. Jus snoopins awownds.
Really? Just Snooping?
BUSTED!!
Your playing with Shadows food again. That's why I keep stepping on the dogs food all over the floor.

Sowwie Mommies, but itz jus soo much funs ta bats rownd da floors. Hehehehe

Mommie Sez..............

Mommie sez I haz ta splain bowt mai fud mesurins (speshally bowt mai tem-tay-shuns). Mosta ya noes hows I gots to lives wit mai Mommie an bowt mai boo boos an stuffs. But fur da wuns hoo donna noe Iz splain it reel kwikky. I was twapped unner da hood of a metal movin masheen for a vewy long tym an wen dey gots me owt I had a boo boos in mai pelvic boney an tail. Da boo boos iz heeled up reel good, but it neva gonna be da way it shuld be. Soes da V-E-T mayded mai Mommie puts me on a vewy stwict diet to mayks sur I donna puts on da "Gravy" as Sunny wuld say. Iffen I gets tooo biggy in da back-end, it culd cawz big pwoblems fur me. Da V-E-T sez I iz a wittle bit bigger alreedy den dey wuld lyk ta sees me, but not danguurrrus. Soes Mommie keeps twack of all da fuds I eets incloodin mai tem-tay-shuns. Sumtyms wen Iz been extwa good, she dubbles dem, but not dat offen. She does it ta keeps me happies an helfthy soes I donna hav big owwies eva agan. An tonite shes gunna gives me extwa tem-tay-shuns jus cuz yoos all askded her too an cuz Iz been reel gud at not given her da bitey lately too. Soo fanks guys! Bein on a diets iznt dat bad (speshally if yoo waz feral wunce an alwayz hungry). Yoo gets useded to dem, an yoo alwayz get reel happies an purrrrries wen da Mommie gets da fuds owt.

Have a good weekend to alla mai fwiends an fanks agan!

Puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Chance