Fun Fwidayz

I gots anudder award! My big brofur Monty Q gaves me dis awardy. He's soo nyce an he sez I mayks his day. Iz soo gwad to have all my bwoggy fwiends I want to gives dis to all of yoo cuz yoo all mayke my day, evewyday. If yoo donna havs dis on yur bwoggy yets, pwease takes it and puts it up der soo all da innernets noes dat da bestest kittehs in da wurld arr rite here on da bwogosphere!

Nows fur sum fun wit da nip. NIP. NIP. NIP. NIP. NIP. NIP. NIP. NIP. NIP.

I hadz lottsa fun pwayin wit my nanner today. Oh an sees how small my boo boo is now? well dis mornin affer Mommie tuk da piccys, da scab fells off and itz all heeled! I soo happies cuz it was itchies. But Iz all bettur now.

Thankful Thursday

Thank Yoo Mommie fur da gweat chin skritches. And fur da stinky gudness dat makes muh tummy luk biggy.


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Wednesday Wooohoooooooo

Yoos waz all vewy cwose to gessin my new toy. Gud Job!


It iz cwinkly, but itz not a bag or sakk or tunnul...............


Itz a Cave!!




Firs I hadz ta sniffy it to makes sur it wazzunt a mean tunnul

Den I splored da insydes of it.

Der arr weal fun wibbons hangsin frum the middul of it.

I cwinbded insyd to chekk dose owt a byt.

Of corse den I hadz to gets muh toyz and takes dem in wit me fur a nappy.

Mommie sez diz cave haz no metuls in its. Itz all pwastic insides so no pokey tings to hurts me again. An itz spose to uh-tach to da wed cubeys dat sum of da utter kittehs have, but dey all owt of dem rite now so I hazta wates a little fur dose. I dunna mynd doh. I lykes my cave. I evan sleeped heer all nite an didna goes to bed wit Mommie at all. So dis mornin Mommie puts muh warmy pad in itz soes Iz gunna nappy in heer all day too. An da bestest part is da Woofie no fits soes itz all myne!

Purrrrrsssssssss
Chance

Tuxie Tunnel Tuesday

Iz dunno y, but Mommie waz vewy happies to sees me in my ol tunnel. I twy to tells her it waz jus da bad tunnel I didna lyke no more. Dis tunnel neva hurty me. Evan if itz too smalls fur me now. I lyke to hides in heer an gwab at Mommies wegs wen she walky by me. Hehehe, itz fun and sumtymes makes her danse awound lyke she gunna falls ova! She sed itz styll gud news dat I lykes tunnels an stuf cuz da man in da bwown twuck is bwinging me a new box today an she wuz wurried I wuldna lyke what waz in da box.




I wunner wat it iz. She sez it not a tunnel, but it will mak da same cwinkly noisy dat da tunnel made. An itz all pwastic and nywon (wateva dose arr) so no owies. Oh wellls. I jus gonna pway in muh tunnel tyll da bwown twuck gets here. Iz gonna tell yoo watz in da box tomorrow. Sees if yoo can guess!

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Chance

Monday Update

My Mommie wented all da wayz to Petco gain to tellz dem bowt my tunnel. Da man she talkeded to was weal wurreed bowt me and askes all kinna qwestyuns. Den askded if Mommie culd gets a copee of da papers frum da V-E-T. So Mommie calls dem up and dey fass it rite ova to da Petco store. Den dey mayd Mommie fills owt all kinsa papers at a desssk in da office room. Da nyce Petco man sat on da floor an pets me da hole tyme an gaves me sum new bitey mousies. Den affer a squillion howrs, dey gav Mommie sum green papers and sed she wuld gets a letter in da black box on da road in a weeks fur her wecords an dat wuld tells her da owtcum of da incident weport.

Affer all dis I wuz tyred wen we gots home and Mommie waz styll not happies. She sez if dey donna do sumting den she will has to wevolt gainst dem an sumting bowt a boy-cot. I dunno wat dat is, but if she no lykes da Petco no mores, were she gunna gets my toys an foods?????

Mommie: Chance, we could always go to PetSmart. They have your food and all of your favourite toys there too. There are other pet stores we can go to. Don't worry.

Whew, okies Mommie. Den it no matter to me slong az I can go to doze stores too. Dat waz lottsa fun.

Awardy Fur Me!

Da mostest nyce royal kittehs Queen Snickers and Empress gaves me dis royal jewel crown awardy. Iz never gots an awardy afore an I so happies dat I gets to pass dis royal award to sumones who iz da jewel who saveded me. Mr. Hendrix an his Mommie an Daddie are da wuns hoo helpded me gets bettur wen I waz hurty and found me my furrever home! Dey gaves me wots of gud toyz and tuk gweat care of me wen I needsed sumwun da mostest. Dis is da most puurrrrfect awardy to givs to dem as fanks.

*Tunnel Update: Mommie gots a call frum da Petco store an dey sed to bwing da tunnel in and a picture of my owie to fills out a acsident weport. Den dey will puts a warnin on da pwoduct info to keeps othur kittehs safes. Mommie sez she will goes dis weeken to do dat and wez lets yoo all noe wut happns. She sez may be I go wit her to da store. Den dey can takes da pictyoor.

Haves a gud weekended to als muh fwiends! Puuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss

Twamatic Thursday

Chance: Wen Mommie gots home frum huntin I cum to gweet her at da door and nex ting I noe shes yelling an gwabs me up and runs me to da sink wer da water cums owt. She gwabs a paper towel and gets da water all overs it an den she puts it on my face!

Mommie: I'm sorry baby, but you had blood all over your face.

Chance: I noe Mommie, but it waz water! I dunna lyke water. Anywayz, Mommie washes my face to see da boo boo and all da tyme she yellin at da dog fur tackking me. I didna tell her he didna do it. I waz mad bowt da water styll. Den she saw it wasna a bitey mark or even a claw mark. It was a gash! See.......

Mommie: As soon as I got him all cleaned up I searched the entire house to see what would be sharp enough to do that to him. I thought maybe he was running and slid in to something. I couldn't find anything and saw no signs of blood anywhere. I was really freaked out. And of course had to apologize to Shadow for accusing him.

Chance: Anyway, Mommie den wealized I wasna pwayin in my new tunnel. An I always pway wit muh new tunnel. So she went over to see wat da matter waz. Dats ware she find muh bwoods. Dat meen tunnel hurted me and I wants it no moar.

Mommie: One of the metal hoops inside the tunnel snapped and came poking out of the side of it. It was very sharp and even poked my hand when I tried to look at it. Of course I found Chances blood on the end of it and flipped out.

Chance: I jus lay on da floor and gware at da mean tunnel wiles Mommie pakked it up in da bag and puts it up way hi wares I canna get it. Den wen it was all puts way I ran to Mommie and lets her pikk me up and snuggle me fur a while on da cowch. But if all dis wasnna bad enuff, she cwipped my claws! Just da front ones, but I didna lyke it. She sez she gonna gives me a day or two afor she does da bakk claws. Uh huh, we see bowt dat. I haz twamatic weeks alweady.

Note from Mommie: I am not happy right now with this whole tunnel situation. I will be contacting Petco A.S.A.P about this. The tunnel is the Petco Brand blue and white kitty crinkle tunnel. If you own one of these please inspect it carefully for tears in the fabric. The hoops that support the frame are metal and very sharp on the edges. I hope the one I got was defected and it isn't a danger to other peoples cats. I only purchased it on Saturday and already it is too dangerous for him to keep playing with it, even with the broken hoop removed. I'm just happy no more damage was done and it didn't manage to poke his eye.

Woofie Wednesday

Chance: I noe, I noe it sez woofie wednesday.......but I gots tagged by Monty Q an Team Tabby fur da 7 weird tings meme. But I dids it alweady soes Iz gonna let Shadow helps me wit it soes yoo can learn sum stuff bowt him too. So here goes.

Shadow: Hi efurry one. It's been a while since Chance let me use his blog. I think it was nice of him to let me do this meme so I'm gonna try really hard to think of some good things to share about me.



The rules are: Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.



1. Whenever I play with one of my squeaky toys, my butt goes up in the air. I don't know why I do this, it's just how I play. I only do this with squeaky toys.

2. Whenever Mommie sits on the couch with food I sit on the floor and stare at her. I know most dogs do this "begging" thing and it's not that weird. What is weird is that I usually do not want what she is eating. I only eat french fries and cheeseburgers (no onions, pickles or bread please, just the meat and lots of ketchup). Anything else she can keep. But I still need to stare at her to make sure she eats all of her food and to sniff anything she might drop on the floor.

3. Sometimes I just don't want to have my picture taken so I turn my head away really fast before Mommie can flashy. I try to look really cute when I do this so she puts her camera away and pets me. This never works, it just encourages her.

4. I still give Chance the growl when he gets too close to me, my food, or my toys. It's not because I don't like him, it's because all he does is whap my toys, try to eat my foods, and use his needle claws on my tail. I cannot wait till he grows out of this "kitten phase". Besides these three things, he's not a bad little guy and he lets me wash his face every now and then.

5. When I was a puppy, Mommie use to throw me into the snowpiles and watch me dig my way out. I LOVED this. I would jump into her arms as fast as I could so she could do it again. Now that I'm an old grown up doggie, I'm not so big on the snow. It's cold and wet and makes my bones hurt. I'd rather just catch a few snowballs and go back to my nice warm couch and pillow.

6. My eyes are actually dark blue with a little brown around them. When I was a puppy the V-E-T told my Mommie that I had unusual eyes for a Black Lab. They knew I was a mixed puppy, they just don't know what I am mixed with. The best guess anyone has given is some sort of miniature collie or miniature shephard since I stayed so small. I only stand as high as Mommies knees (about 19 inches at the shoulder).

7. My Aunt used to be my Mommie. But then her landlord told her he changed her lease and she couldn't keep me anymore. I was only 9 weeks old and already had to find another forever home. Auntie brought me to Pennsylvania from Maryland and asked my Mommie to take care of me until she could find me a new home. Right away I started following her around looking as cute as I could. Even when she walked me on my leash, I walked behind her in her shadow. After three weeks she finally realized she couldn't live without me and called Auntie to tell her that I had a new Mommie. She called me her "little Shadow" and it stuck. I still follow her around from room to room, but I walk in front on the leash now.



I'm soo glad I got to share a little bit about me with all of you. I'm not going to tag anyone this time because Chance already did that. Have a great hump day!

Tuxie Toesday

Well Mommie wen bakk to her day huntin pwace today soes Iz guess dat meens shez bettur. Iz not soo suure doh. I did all I culd to holds her down and makes her rest and she keeped gettin up an doin stuff. She emptied an cweaned my witter box, wich I lyked lots wen she finished. Den she gots da lowd sukkin chine and cweaned da floors. I didna lyke dis at all an hadta hidey unner da bed wile she did dis. Den she cookded sum chik-hen fur dinner, wich she sharded wit me......Yummmy. Den she took muh cowch apart and beated da cushyuns on da porch till all da dust was outta em. Finawwy she camed insyde and I got her pinned down to da cowch and mades her snuggle me. It was eczausting twying to catch her all day. But she sez she feel bettur if she stwetches her owie. I tink she culd do dat withowt all dat cummotyun.

*sigh* Is everywuns Mommie silly lyke dat, or is it jus mynes?????

Wells here is muh tuxie toes fur Toesday. Dis is me twyin to hold Mommie down on da cowch wit muh cwaws.

Wen dat didna wurk......I used muh cyoot an dat finawwy wurked. Whew, Iz pewped owt.

Iz gunna goes an takes a nappy fur da west of da day. Iz gots a wong nite of holdin Mommie down wen she gets home and Iz gunna needs muh stwength.


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Manic Monday

Well, wat a weekended we haz! Mommie waz feelins a wittle betur on caturday and took da woofie to da pet-store fur sum tweats and new toys. An guess what, she gots me sum new toys too! I gots dis fuzzy wittle ball wit a fet-ther stikkin out and a bell insides it too. I luvs it. I bitey it an whap it an chase it an cawwy it in my mouf too. Itz lottsa fun.

Ooo, an guess wat else! Mommie gots me a new and biggur tunnell too wile she waz at da pet store. Itz as big as muh cowch and blue an white and its crinkly too. It wuz lotsa fun to pway in wen Shadow got nosie and cam to see wat I wuz doin. Mommie just laffed wile I pwayed and I tink she feeled bettur.

Tanks efurywun whoo asked bout my Mommies arm. It weally is silly dat it hurts her cause da bean V-E-T tolls her not to use it fur a few days and she didna lysten. She gots tenonidis in her shulders and sumtymes she gets da owies frum it. Speshully wen itz cold owt. If she lysten to da bean V-E-T and not use da arm fur a few days den she is fyne. But if she no lysten den she hurtys fur a few weeks an he put her arm in a swing. Mommie still hurtys but is her own fawlt. If she lysten to her V-E-T den dis wuldna happens. *sigh* Silly Mommie. But till her arm is all bettur, I willna be ables to visit all muh fwiends as much as I want. I will still bwoggie everyday, but won be ables to visit and comments muh fwiends as much. I do my best, but I gots to take care of Mommie or els she will gets up and use da army again. Oooo, shez trying to make cookies. I gots to go stops her and puts her to bed.........

MOMMIE NO!

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Friday again.....YAY!

Iz dunno y, but Mommie haz been no fun lately. She neva lets me bitey her or whapp da woofie eidder. She no even chase me wit da flashy ting. She mades me post wit weekended pyctoores all week! She sez her army hurts and her bean V-E-T puts her hole army in a swing cuz she dinna lysen wen he tol her to resty it las week (Mommie shuld lysen wen her bean V-E-T sez stuff). So Iz gunna go snuggles her an purrr on her army fur da day. Hear are da pyctoores frum da weekended I dinna use. Hopes yoo haz a vewy good weekended. An dunna worry, Mommie sez we can still visit all muh fwiends today. Itz jus gonna tak her a wittle loonger to get to itz. Poor Mommie.

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Thursday Cave Discovery

So da wetter man on da talky box sed an arktic win is cummin and der gonna be gusty wins. So Mommie wen owtsyde and gwabbed all dese pwastic tings offa da porch. Se sed it so dey donna bwow aways. I tink it maks a gud cave to hybirnayte in. Do kittehs hybirnayte? I tink dey shuld.

I can smell de owtsyde on dis chare. Itz weally dyrty doh Mommie. May bee yoo shuld cwean it.

Oh well, I dunna mynd gettin dyrty. Itz a gud cave to hidey from Shadow. An of corse smacky him in da head wen he walky by. Hehehehehe.

Mommie sez I gotsta stops smacky Shadow on da head or he gunna bitey me. I dunna no why he wuld bitey me. Itz not a bitey game, itz a smacky game. Silly Mommie.

Pee. Ess. - For dose who askey me wut I wuz dwinkin yesserday, it waz iced tee. But Iz only gots a wittle sip (enuff tyme fur mommie to takes da piccyture) den she tuk its away an mades me gets off da table. But she put tem-tay-shuns on da flooor fur me so dat mades it better.
Mmmm tem-tay-shuns............gotsta go find dat bag.

Wurdles Wensday