Yea sowwie Mommie, dis seet iz takens too.
Der iz a wittle room in da middles if ya wants
Or yoo can haz mai spots on da taybl.
Soooo Sowwie Mommie, Hehehehehehehehe
Puuurrrrrrrssssssssssssss
Chance
Hi Shadow, yoo wanna cum up heer?
Okay I will mooves fur yoo.
Hey, I tawt yoo waz gonna go on da cowch?
Fine stays on da floor, I donna cares.
I jus sits up here an wates fur Mommie to come home.
Ooooo, I hopes mai wishy duz come tru sumday. It wuld be nyce ta noes all da puddins in da wurld arr az spoiled az Shadow an I ams.
I not gonna taggy no wuns fur dis wun cuz dat way any kitteh or woofie wif a wishy can do it.
Puurrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss
Chance
Mommie, opens it. I wanna sees wats insyde. It smells soooo gud.
Oh My Gudness, luk at da home gwown NIP!1! An a mousie and sum tweats
Mmmmm, yum. Nom nom nom nom.
Shadows iz da wun wit da monkey in its. I gots da zeebwa.
Mom puts sum of da primo nip on mai zeebwa fur me. 
Shadow lyked givin da monkey da bitey. Alla its furs waz wets frum his happie woofie slobburs.
Puurrsssssssssssssssssss
No wai Mommie arr wez keepin hims. No, donna evan tink abowts it.
Yeah Mom, it doesn't matter how cute he is. I don't want another brother, and you don't have enough green papers to keep him. Take him back to where you found him. NOW!
Woah Woah, boys settle down. We aren't going to keep him. I found him on the side of the road and he was about to get hit by a car. I couldn't just leave him there. But as soon as I can give him a little something to eat, I am going to take him someplace safe and give him to some people who will take good care of him and find him a forever home. Trust me, I have my hands full with the two of you. I don't need another little boy running around causing even more trouble. Hehe.
Note from Mommie: This poor little kitten was soo starved he could barely move when I picked him up, but he Meowed at me pretty strongly which was a good sign. When I brought him in, he gobbled up some food and drank some water. Chance and Shadow were very curious and tried to sniff him nicely, but once the little kitten gave a quick hissy, Chance took off and hid under the bed and Shadow just walked away to sleep on the couch. And yes I did consider keeping the little guy, but I know I just don't have the time or funds to take care of him right now. Besides, the boys have just gotten used to sharing with each other. I would hate to disturb their current comfort with another addition to the family. Maybe sometime in the future, just not right now.
Fur mai Thursday Thirteen tooday, Iz gonna tells yoo thirteen tings about mai Mommie (good and bad). I jus hopes she donna reeds dese, hehehe.
Yoos vewy vewy layt. Shadow an me arr vewy dispoynted. Now goes walkie da dog an get yur butts ta bed. Yur gwonded fur da weekends.
Da fings yoo gotsta do ta mayk da beans bee-haves. I hope all mai fwiends havs a gud weekend!
Puuurrrrrrssssssssssss
Chance
Mommie sez she willna be home most of tooday. She gotsta stay at her huntin pwace long tooday an den she gotsta go bowlins. I donna noe wat dis bowlins ting iz, but she goes der 3 times a week. I mite hafta sneek awong wun day just ta finds owt. Itz gotsta be lotsa funs. Pwus, I noes its got sumfing ta do wit heavy balls an I wanna bats dem arownd.

Den Saturday wen she waz owt da neybor callded her an sed dat Shadow waz makin funnie whiny noizes an da bell on mai cowwar jus kepted on wingin.
Acorse Mommie cam rushin homes an fownd us sleepins in da big bed. She lukked all ova me an didna see no hurties. Den she took Shadow owtsyde an gaves him a wunce ova.
She culdna figyur it owts. We didna havs no boo-boos an we didna seem ta be mad at eech utter.
Finawwy Mommie hadta leeves agan to go bakk an finish da lawdry (she waz at da lawn-dree-mat wen da neybor callded her).
Afer she gots home she waz watchin us lyke we waz nawty or sumfing. Den she herd it. Da weerd noize Shadow waz makins. Mommie cam rushin in to see wat da hekk waz goins on.
Relaks Mommie. Geeeeez, we wer jus play restlin. Yup, Shadow an I haz desyded ta be fwiends. I tawt dats wat yoo wanted.