Okies heer goes.
Mommie iz hopless wen it cums to all da cool pyctoors yoo all can do. She twys an twys but she jus canna does it. See, Kilroy mayd a reel funneh comment yesserday bowt mai cardboard posins.
"If you were on top of a piano and had a microphone in one paw, I could imagine you singing lounge songs!"
Mommie an I fawt it wuld be reel funneh ta mayks a pyctoor of me on a piano wif a microfones singin lyk mai Mommie duz at her Kar-Eee-Okees. Wif bubbles an da words "tiny bubbles" floatins abuv me. But afer twyin an twyin she jus canna does it. She iz hopless. *sigh* I finks I needs a noo bloggie typer cuz she jus aynt cuttins it.