Friday, May 30, 2008
Okay, may be I can tayk a nappie afer all. *yawnz*. Hope all mai fwiends hav a gud weeken an amember ta stop in on Monday fur mai big Man-Cat Birfday Bash!
Thursday, May 29, 2008
1. I mayd mai litter box fall ova on its syd. Mommie sez I iz lukky it haz lid ta keeps mai litter insyd.
2. I wented owt on da harness agan. I styl donna lyk its.
3. I whapped dat stooopid dawg fur steelin mai fuds. Grrrr
4. I mayd da dawg fud boll fall ova an spyled da fuds all ova da flor.
5. I forgave da Mommie fur leevin me.
6. I gave Mommie da bitey ta remynd her dat I didna lyks dat she went aways.
7. I bwoke da winnow blinds in da rain room winnow. Mommie iz not happies. Hehehe.
8. I twied ta eets da dawgs eers like mai friend EG. Shadow wazna happies.
9. I losted all da noo toys Mommie gaved me wen she got bak frum her twip. She canna finds dem.
10. One word - YAK (mai fyrst yak)
11. I fownd owt how ta get da tem-tay-shuns off da hi up shelf. I ated a hole bag afor Mommie fownd me. (hens da YAK^)
12. I figyured owt how ta turn on an off da talky box wen Mommie izna homes.
13. I lurned how ta reed da cawendar an gess wat........Its almost mai purffday! See sinse Mommie fyrst gots me we didna noes wen mai purrffday waz. Soes wen da noo vet saws me he sed I waz abowt 6 months old. Soes him an Mommie asided ta puts mai purrffday az June da wun 2007. Dat meens on Sunday I will be wun yeer old! An a full gwown Man-Cat too. I iz gonna hafsta ask mai fwiend Mr. Tigger ta mayks me a noo badge fur da Man-Cat club cuz I willna be "in twainin" no mores. Ooooooo I is soo asited. I hopes I gets sum stinky gudness an sum pressies an may be anutter kitteh tower (I iz lurvin myn now). Mommie sez sinse we canna do a posty on mai purrffday we will have a speshul purrffday postie on Monday. Mayk shur yoo stop on bys an sellybwate wif me!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
1. Lotsa mai fwiends cam ova ta pway THOE and dwive da neybor ladie nutsy. Fanks guys!
2. I fownd owt I donna hafta wates fur Mommie ta opens da bwinds on da winnows. I can jus push rite throo dem now.
3. I gave da neybor lady da bitey wen she twied ta gives me scritches.
4. I cwied all nite long. It woke up da neybor lady. She came ova an I wented ta beds. Afer she went home, I stawted cwyin agan. She had ta spen da nites ta keeps me happies.
5. Der arr holes in da rain room curtains. Dey wer blokin mai way to da bwinds so I cwawed dem tyl dey mooved.
6. I dumped da woofies water dish all ova da food room flor. Neybor lady cweened it up.
7. Der usta be a bag of tem-tay-shuns on toppa da talky box. I ated it all up. Yum.
8. Mommie haz teef an cwaw marks on her huntin shoos now.
9. Soes duz her weather jackit.
10. Ummmm, I puts a hole in da woofies piwwow on da cowch. Mommie had ta sow it closed.
11. Alla mai toyz dat Mommie gaves me afor she lefted arr missin. I fink dey is unner da cowch or da cold fud box.
12. Sum of da woofie toyz arr missin too. I put dose unner da big bed. Mommie canna reech dem.
13. An acorse I ignoreded da Mommie fur a hole day wen she gots home. Dis iz da bestest way to tells her dat I no likey wen she goes away an it better not happens agan.
Dis waz da firstest tym Mommie eva wents away frum me fur da hole nites! I hads no wun ta sweeps wif at nites (well, tyl #4 happened, den I waz happies). But I lurve mai Mommie an misseded her soo much wen she waz gones.
Oh Oh Oh, gess wat! She took me to da owtsyds las nite on mai harness. Ummm, I donna lyks da owtsyds AT ALL. I ran arown all cwazy twyin ta gets bak in da howsie an I culdna fins da way in. Der waz lowd noisies an dis green stuff unner mai paws an neybor woofies too! I fink mai harness will jus hafta be fur twips to da Petco store cuz I donna lyks it at all.
Note from Mommie: Yes I took Chance out on his harness last night and as soon as I set him down on the grass he started to run around in circles trying to get the grass to stop touching him. He totally spazzed out like a crazy person. Next thing I know he is climbing me like a tree and perching on my shoulder like a parrot. He always looks so interested in what is going on outside when he is nose planted to the window so I just assumed he would love to be outside. Any ideas?
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Still No Puurrrrrrsssssss fur Mommie
Monday, May 19, 2008
Shadow haz jus been sleepins sinse he gots bak. He sez he had lotsa funs pwayin on da farm wif da horsies. Aunt Shelli tolded Mommie he maded fwiends wif wun of da horsies! Dey wer running an chasin eech utters da hole tym an now da poor woofie iz tyred.
Well I fink later tooday I will let Mommie pets me agan, but only iffen I gets extwa tweets wen she gets home frum huntin. I wuld lyk chick-hen an beefy tem-tay-shuns an sum dairy wuns too. Jus puts dem on mai gizzy.
No Puuuurrrrrrssssssss fur Mommie tooday
Friday, May 16, 2008
Happy Woofie Runs
Mommie camed home frum huntin yesserday an took da woofie in the metal machine. She waz gone fur a long tym an wen she camed home, da woofie wasna wif her. She sed she tuk him to Aunt Shellis howse ta pway wif da horsies on da farm fur da weeken. Da vidyo iz Shadow runnin rownd da yard at Aunt Shellis howsie. Shadow wuldna go inta da pastyur ware da horsies arr. Mommie sez he iz scarded of dem. Hehehe. Dis iz a pyctoor of da pastyur ware da horsies run an pway. Mommie sez yoo canna see dem cuz dey waz in da barn eetin der suppers.
Soes I askeded Mommie why she tuk Shadow der an she sed cuz she hazta go on a ova nite twip on saturday an she canna tayk us wif her. Im not so happies bowt her goin away, but she sed da nys neybor ladie will be cumin ova ta pway wif me an gives me mai brekfast an tweets an stuffs. Mommie haz neva lefted me afor an I dunno wat I iz gonna do wifowt Shadow ta whap. Corse I fink Shadow iz in biggur trubble den I am. Yoo shuld see Aunt Shellis woofie. Shez HUGE! Dis iz Lumpy an Mommie sez she iz a gwate dayn.
Lumpy iz da reesun I canna goes ta Aunt Shellis. Yoo noe, I donna myn at all bein lefted at homes. Dat iz wun big scary woofie. Hehehe. Mommie sed da utter reesun I canna go iz cuz Aunt Shelli haz 5 kittehs an dey donna lyk uther kittehs much an wuld prolly be meens to me. Dat sowns lyk no funs at all. I fink I wil jus stay home an twy an finds mai toyz or nappie in da winnow. May be evan plot sum distrukshun for wen Mommie gets home soes she noes how sads I waz wile she waz gones. Anywun wanna cum ova an helps me? Iz noo at dis.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
1. Stupid Shadow keeps eetin mai fuds. I donna eets hiz fud, I jus steels it an bats it arownd da floor fur him ta find laters.
2. Mai toyz arr losted. I canna finds dem an Mommie haz been too bizzy ta helps me look fur dem.
3. Der iz dis blak bag fing on mai tayble an itz blokkin da vue of da talky box. Ware am I sposeta lay down an naps????
4. Mommie bowt sum furry coool noo toyz an tols me I wasna lowd ta pway wif dem. Wats up wif dat? Did yoo not reeds #2? MAI TOYZ ARR LOSTED WOOMAN! I need noo wuns
5. Da stooopid neybor woofies in da seeelin mayk too much noiz. Stops it up der, I iz twyin ta naps heer.
6. Mommie hasna been hom much dis week. She coms home frum hunting, walkies da dawg, givs me mai tweets, den she leeves. Yoo canna jus leeve me heer all da tym wif dat dawg.
7. Wen Mommie duz com home she duz nofing but cleens an put stuff in dat bag on mai taybl. I fink der iz sumfin fishy goin on an I donna fink its a tasty fishie.
8. Mommie tols me dis mornin ta say bye bye to da woofie fur a fyoo days. Why? Ware duz he fink hez goin? Why cant I go too?
9. Da neybor ladie haz been cumin ova at nites ta pway wif me. I donna myn da pwayin parts, but she neva dun dis afor.
10. Neybor ladie also sed sumfin bowt spendin lotsa tym toogefur. Ummm, no fanks. I want mai Mommie pweese.
11. Mommie hasna tayked pyctoors of me at all tooday. She sed da flashy box iz pakked up fur da weekend. Why?
12. Mommie iz keepin a secret frum me an I donna lyk it at all. She sez she will tell me toomorow.
13. I WANTA NOES NOW!
Iz gonna go tayk a nappie an hopes diz hole day has been a dreems.
***NO MOMMIE I AM NOT MOPINS. I donna evan noe wat mopins iz.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
1. What was I doing 10 years ago?
I was just a puppy so I guess I was doing puppy things. Chewing up shoes, chasing my kitty brother, and learning new tricks for fun.
2. Five Things on my to-do list today.
Eat some breakfast; Take a nap; Eat a snack; Play with my squeaky toys; Take a nap; WALK WALK WALK!
3. Three snacks I enjoy.
French Fries; Sweet Peas (canned only please); Anything Mommie drops on the floor.
4. Things I would do if I were a billionaire.
I would buy Mommie a big giant house with a huge yard for me to play in and make sure Chance had his own outside play yard too (cuz I dont want to share with him). Oh and I would get Mommie a new metal machine for trips to my V-E-T friends place. I would buy Grandma her very own flying machine so she could come visit more often from Florida (I love my Grandma). And I would use the rest to help Mommie rescue animals that need to find new homes. Not just kitties and woofies, but all animals. Horsies; piggies; Moo cows; etc.
5. Three of my bad habits.
Well I like to pee in the kitties box. If he can pee in the house, then why cant I? Its not fair I tell you. I also like to dig up the grass on our walks. Mommie says the neighbor people dont like me anymore cuz I keep digging up their yards, but I cant help it! Its just too much fun not to. And I guess I am a pest sometimes too cuz Mommie tells me that I am. Im not sure what that means but it doesnt sound good.
6. Five places I have lived.
With my Aunt in Maryland with my brother George; With my Mommie and Grandma in the tiny apartment; With Mommie in our house on the hill; With my Mommie and Grandpa in the huge house full of people; With Mommie and Chance in our apartment in the country.
7. Five jobs I have had.
Face licker; Food Disposal; Floor Cleaner; French Fry Stealer; Fur Spreader.
That was a lot of fun. Thanks Tesla for tagging Chance and letting me do this Meme. I had a lot of fun. I am going to tag some woofie friends so they can join in on the fun too. Diamond Doggie, Merci at JFF (Shes sooooo cute!), Roxy & Lucky and Punkin. Bark your hearts out and have fun!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
Lots of kitties wanted to know what Tara's three names were after her Mom went to see Cats the other night. It got Tara and Kavan to thinking of a fun meme. In case you aren't familiar with The Naming of Cats, in the Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, by T.S. Eliot, we all have three names! So, in this meme, you must link to the originator of the meme (that is Tara), list the following rules, and then tell:
1. The name that the family uses daily (such as Peter, Agustus, Alonzo, or James)
2. The name that is particular, a name that's peculiar, and more dignified (such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat)
3. What you are doing when you are thinking of the name that only you know, and will never confess (when engaged in rapt contemplation), that deep and inscrutable singular name.
Then tag three cats (and let them know they are tagged) to give us their names.
Okies, heer arr myns.
Chance (or Chancie iffen Iz bein cyoot.)
Bond, Chance Bond (Wat culd be mor dignifyed den dat?)
I am whappin da dawg frum atop mai taybl.
Okies. I fink lotsa kittehs hav dun dis meme alwedy, soes I iz gonna tags anywun dat hasna duns it.
Friday, May 9, 2008
1. What was I doing 10 years ago? – I wasna borns yet.
2.What are the 5 things on my to do list for today – Whap da dawg, Steel woofies fud, pway wif mai toyz, twy an steels da catnips frum da bookie shelf, nap until Mommie gets home.
3. Snacks I enjoy – Tem-Tay-Shuns, woofie fud, ranchy dip, cheese, chick-hen
4. Things I would do if I were a billionaire – Buy da woofie his own howsie soes I can have Mommie to meself. Oh an give lots ta shelter aminals too.
5. Three of my bad habits – Ummm, I bite. And I scratchy on da cowch. I whap da dawg.
6. Five places I have lived – On da street, wit Mr. Hendrix, wif mai Mommie an I iz gonna stay heer fur a long long tym too.
7. Five jobs I have had – Squishy kitteh, kitteh in a cagey, bug killer, dawg whapper, fud stealer
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Well I iz gonna go mayk sure she duz wat da bean V-E-T told her ta do. I willna be ables ta visit wif all mai fwiends tooday, but I will catchy up laters. Puurrrrrssssssssss.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Pee Ess fur dose hoo askded wats I waz eetins in yesserdays post, it was ranch chippy dip. It waz furry furry yummies.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Gonna eets yur fud wen yoo not lukins.