I donna unnerstan mai Mommie at all. Fyrst she mayd da lowd sukky machine mad an he ated mai toys (Mommy: Which I pulled out and cleaned for you). Den she put waters all ova da floors an now I hasta stay on da taybl. I jus donna gets it at all. She callz it cweenin, but she neva don dis afor an I iz confyoozed. May be Shadow noes sumfin bowt dis cweenin bizness.