Saturday, February 12, 2011
You're feeling sleepy...very sleepy. You slowly drift off. You're very relaxed. Look into my eyes. When I blink, you will get me the bag of temptations from the bookshelf. And you will open it for me and dump the whole bag on the floor. Then you will wake up and know nothing of your actions.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
For your birthday I promise to be a good mancat. No scratchy the furniture. No kicking litter out the box. No whapping the dumb dog. No beating up my sister.
I promise not to beg for treats or annoy you when you're moving too slow with my breakfast.
I swear to keep my claws out of your leg when I'm snuggling on the couch. I also swear not to bitey the blankie monster (even though that guy drives me crazy).
For your birthday Mommy I promise all this to say Thank You for loving me.
Your Handsome Mancat,
*offer only good Monday January 24, 2011. Mancat can at anytime revoke said offer because he feels like it.