Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Tikked Off Tuxie Tuesday

So las nite I waz lyin on Mommie getting mai bedtym scritches lyk I do efurry nite. Den dat stoopid payn in da butt woofie cam up on da bed an pusheded me off! An yoo noes wat Mommie did? She lets him do it! Jus cuz Shadow iz scaredy of da boom boom storms owtsyd, I gots booted frum da bed an missed owt on mai speshul tym wif Mommie. Shur she sed she will mayks it up to me to nite, but I hadta spen da hole nite in mai hammick. Donna gets me rong, I luv mai hammick, but I wuld hav ratter sleepy all nite in da big bed on Mommie lyk I does effury nites. Why shuld I hafta changie mai sleepy tym fur da stoopid scaredy dawg? I fink itz tym ta do sumfing bowt dat dawg.

Chance

13 comments:

Monty Q. Kat said...

Boot to the head!

Java's Coffee House said...

Maybe you needs to give the woofie a nice whap on the head and knocks him off the beds.

purrs
Java

Daisy said...

Yep, you had better get DOUBLE skritches tonight to make up for it.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

poor Shadow. i'm scared of boomies too. maybe you can lay on the other side of the bed from him when it boomies. if not booming tho, you should whap him back!!

PB & J said...

Maybe your Mom needs a bigger bed, then you could all share!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Now, Chance, if Shadow is scared of the boom boom storms, perhaps you need to allow him some extra time with your mom. Instead of getting upset and plotting revenge, think about what would happen if you were the one scared of boom booms. The YOU would be kicking Shadow off the bed and needing comfort.

purrs and tail wags

The Furry Kids said...

Your mom definitely owes you extra scritches. Can't you all fit up there? In the winter, we all sleep in bed with Momma and Daddy - and sometimes Momma has to move to the couch because it's too crowded. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

Sunny's Mommy said...

He pushed you off the bed?!! You should have jumped back up there and claimed your own spot on the bed! If he takes up all the bed, you get on your Mommie's pillow and make her move over and make room for you.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

We had alot of kicking each other off the bed when Renna showed up! We are now learning to share it together, even Empress! Hehe Momma gets covered in squirmy furries many nights! ~Queen Snickers

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Why do mommies do such fings? I get mad at my mommy for luvin' some slobbery woofies too. Geez mom, WHY do you keep those around??

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Der should be room fur bof of yoo wif yoor mom...heck even when she sleeps on da couch (which is a lot) all three of us fit wif her. So what if she's half off da couch and wakes up wif a sore back and numb legs...we need to sleep wif da mommy!

Lux said...

That doesn't sound very fair!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

I feel yer pain Chance. I been haffing The Big Thing's lap ta myself fer years (cause LC doesnt do laps), but Ayla's been pushin her way onna his lap and I dont like that.

Skeeter