Ooooooo, an da paper iz cwinkly.
But Mommie, wat waz insydes it?
WOW, its yur noo pwetty bwacelets frum Beau's auction. So dat must be da kitteh I smells on da paper. His Mommie did a gwate job makin yur bwacelets vewy pwetty an colurfuls. An Iz gwad we gotsta help da Meezers too. Dey sum gwate man-cats ta bee soo nyce to da Bill an gives him a noo home soes he donna lives owtsydes no more. An dey arr given hims a partay tooday too. Go checks it owt. I'm hedin ova soon, soes I'll sees yoo all der.