Acorse Mommie cam rushin homes an fownd us sleepins in da big bed. She lukked all ova me an didna see no hurties. Den she took Shadow owtsyde an gaves him a wunce ova.
She culdna figyur it owts. We didna havs no boo-boos an we didna seem ta be mad at eech utter.
Finawwy Mommie hadta leeves agan to go bakk an finish da lawdry (she waz at da lawn-dree-mat wen da neybor callded her).
Afer she gots home she waz watchin us lyke we waz nawty or sumfing. Den she herd it. Da weerd noize Shadow waz makins. Mommie cam rushin in to see wat da hekk waz goins on. Relaks Mommie. Geeeeez, we wer jus play restlin.
Yup, Shadow an I haz desyded ta be fwiends. I tawt dats wat yoo wanted.