Thursday, March 13, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Fur mai Thursday Thirteen tooday, Iz gonna tells yoo thirteen tings about mai Mommie (good and bad). I jus hopes she donna reeds dese, hehehe.

1. Evwy mornins Mommie gives me stinky gudness den tayks da woofie owt fur his walkies soes I can eets alone. Dis iz good.

2. I only gets 1 cup of crunchies fur da hole day. Dis iz bad.

3. Mommie usedta go bowling a lots more den she does now. Dis iz good.

4. Mommie still leeves me 3 days a weeks fur dis bowling ting. Dis iz bad.

5. She alwayz gets me da yummy crunchies frum da Petco. Dis iz good.

6. She only gives me 5 tem-tay-shuns a day. Dis iz bad.

7. I always gets one noo toy wen she gets her green papers frum huntin. Dis iz good.

8. I gets kicked owt of da big bed weneva I gives her da bitey at nite. Dis iz bad.

9. Weneva I asks, she gives me all da scritches I wants. Dis iz good.

10. Sumtymes she twips on me wen she goes to da human box at nite. Dis iz bad.

11. She alwayz lets me steels da blankies at nite frum her an she neva tayks dem frum me. Dis iz good.

12. Mommie iz vewy gwumpy in da mornins iffen I tayks her blankie. Dis iz bad.

13. She lurves me as much az I lurves her. Dis iz vewy good.

Puurrrrrrrsssssssssss

Chance

8 comments:

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Only five temptations a day. Dude, you need to file a protest on that one.

PB & J said...

That was a great list, but we agree with Diamond - five temptations a day just isn't enough!!!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Ah Chance you are such a cutie! You and your Mommie are purrfect for each other.

We wanted to let you know that you got all the answers right except for #13, Mia & Ghost left a message on April 13th and PKS on April 15th! You answered the Bonus Question Correctly though, so you win a prize, too!

Thanks so much for playing! We have your address already so we will get the prize out to you right away!
Your FL furiends,

Camie's Kitties said...

We can't beleive you only get 5 temptations. We don't get them everyday, but when we do, we each get about 10 or 15. You are very lucky that your mommy gives you a new toy everytime she gets her green papers. We think you are just a bit spoiled...which is a good thing too.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Poppy Q said...

Dear Chances mommy, that was a great list but can you give my brudder more temptations please. He is trying to be very good and loves you more than butter.

Poppy Q

Sunny's Mommy said...

I don't think you have to worry if your Mommie reads it. Overall, I believe most of what you said about her is very good :-)

Veronica (M) said...

Hi Chance!
Nice to meet yous!
I am in agreementation with you completely. I do not like when my Mamaw trips on me either! And we get a lot of scritches too. Also my Mamaw is home with me all day doing some workies with some papers and sometimes we helps her by chewing on them a little bit but we aren't sposed to do that.
Veronica

Millie said...

Wow! I hafta revolt! I only get a HALF CUP of crunchies every day, and Mom only gives me FOUR Temptations a day.

Diz is bad!