Friday, March 14, 2008

Mommie Sez..............

Mommie sez I haz ta splain bowt mai fud mesurins (speshally bowt mai tem-tay-shuns). Mosta ya noes hows I gots to lives wit mai Mommie an bowt mai boo boos an stuffs. But fur da wuns hoo donna noe Iz splain it reel kwikky. I was twapped unner da hood of a metal movin masheen for a vewy long tym an wen dey gots me owt I had a boo boos in mai pelvic boney an tail. Da boo boos iz heeled up reel good, but it neva gonna be da way it shuld be. Soes da V-E-T mayded mai Mommie puts me on a vewy stwict diet to mayks sur I donna puts on da "Gravy" as Sunny wuld say. Iffen I gets tooo biggy in da back-end, it culd cawz big pwoblems fur me. Da V-E-T sez I iz a wittle bit bigger alreedy den dey wuld lyk ta sees me, but not danguurrrus. Soes Mommie keeps twack of all da fuds I eets incloodin mai tem-tay-shuns. Sumtyms wen Iz been extwa good, she dubbles dem, but not dat offen. She does it ta keeps me happies an helfthy soes I donna hav big owwies eva agan. An tonite shes gunna gives me extwa tem-tay-shuns jus cuz yoos all askded her too an cuz Iz been reel gud at not given her da bitey lately too. Soo fanks guys! Bein on a diets iznt dat bad (speshally if yoo waz feral wunce an alwayz hungry). Yoo gets useded to dem, an yoo alwayz get reel happies an purrrrries wen da Mommie gets da fuds owt.

Have a good weekend to alla mai fwiends an fanks agan!

Puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Chance

9 comments:

PB & J said...

You're right Chance - those are good reasons to be on a diet! Enjoy your extra temptations and your weekend!

Daisy said...

That is a good explanation. Taking care of your health is very important, and moms always know what is best for us.

Veronica (M) said...

Hi Chance,
I am glad you are on a good diets. We eat a good diets too but maybe if your Mamaw is interested she can see if you should eat a raw prey model diet, it is the one we is on because Figaro had the health problems and it is better for staying skinny because we don't get so many carbohydrate like in kibbles or cans. Mamaw makes our own food and we get to have steaks sometimes! you can see in my "Raw food" link in my bloggy about it if you want. it really improve Figaro's health problems, but he ated TWO chicken wing for breakfast this morning he ate mine and his so that's why he don't get any lunches today. he tries to get fat anyways that he cans!!!
Veronica

Parker said...

I understand Chance, I really do. Food is extra special to FF's, I think!

Angus said...

Chance, I sure understand about your diet. It's more important that you stay healthy and pain-free than anything else. Being on a diet is also a sign of how much your mom loves you!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We unnerstand, Speedy is suppose to be eating wheat free and Sadie is suppose to be losing wayte so day is akshooally eating da same food. Zippy will not eat der food so dey sneak Zippy's food and it makes mom mad.

Jan said...

We're glad you're so happy. Better to be healthy than pig out and be sorry.

And we liked your 13 things about your mom. But we think she probably read them.

JFF

Eric and Flynn said...

We haf to eat diet crunchies cuz Eric's belly looks like a cow's udder. We can unnerstand that being on a diet is best furr you.

Camie's Kitties said...

We understand about your mommy not wanting you to gain some weight, especially because we want you to be able to play and have fun, and you might not be able to do that if you were hurting.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie