Iz dunno y, but Mommie haz been no fun lately. She neva lets me bitey her or whapp da woofie eidder. She no even chase me wit da flashy ting. She mades me post wit weekended pyctoores all week! She sez her army hurts and her bean V-E-T puts her hole army in a swing cuz she dinna lysen wen he tol her to resty it las week (Mommie shuld lysen wen her bean V-E-T sez stuff). So Iz gunna go snuggles her an purrr on her army fur da day. Hear are da pyctoores frum da weekended I dinna use. Hopes yoo haz a vewy good weekended. An dunna worry, Mommie sez we can still visit all muh fwiends today. Itz jus gonna tak her a wittle loonger to get to itz. Poor Mommie.