My Mommie wented all da wayz to Petco gain to tellz dem bowt my tunnel. Da man she talkeded to was weal wurreed bowt me and askes all kinna qwestyuns. Den askded if Mommie culd gets a copee of da papers frum da V-E-T. So Mommie calls dem up and dey fass it rite ova to da Petco store. Den dey mayd Mommie fills owt all kinsa papers at a desssk in da office room. Da nyce Petco man sat on da floor an pets me da hole tyme an gaves me sum new bitey mousies. Den affer a squillion howrs, dey gav Mommie sum green papers and sed she wuld gets a letter in da black box on da road in a weeks fur her wecords an dat wuld tells her da owtcum of da incident weport.
Affer all dis I wuz tyred wen we gots home and Mommie waz styll not happies. She sez if dey donna do sumting den she will has to wevolt gainst dem an sumting bowt a boy-cot. I dunno wat dat is, but if she no lykes da Petco no mores, were she gunna gets my toys an foods?????
Mommie: Chance, we could always go to PetSmart. They have your food and all of your favourite toys there too. There are other pet stores we can go to. Don't worry.
Whew, okies Mommie. Den it no matter to me slong az I can go to doze stores too. Dat waz lottsa fun.