Tagged on Thursday

My noo fwiend Willy taggeded me fur da 6 qwirks meme. Mommie sez I got lots mor dan six but I wil jus tells ya da gud wuns.

1. Weneva Mommie goes to da bean litterbox I pushy mai way thru da door ta sit next ta her. We gots wun of dose slidey pwastic doors to da litterbox room an I jus push an push till I can climb unner it. Den I rolls arownd on da rug til Mommie iz “dun”. I pushy mai way bak thru da door afor Mommie can opens it for me.

2. I willna eet mai stinky gudness no mores. Mommie sez I used ta lurves mai stinky gudness, but now I jus fink itz stinky. I donna lyks it an I lets Shadow eets it evan doh it gives him stinky poos an dat mayks Mommie mad. It no matter da flavors.

3. Mommie haz been reel reel tyred frum her day-huntin jobbie soes I hav been getting lotsa lap tyms. Dis iz gud sept wen Mommie twys ta moves. Den I gets mad an gives her lotsa biteys an bunnykicks an I donna stop tyl Mommie piks me up an puts me on da floor. Den I jumps back up an do it agan tyl she gets reel mad an moves to da floor. Den I tayk her spot on da cowch. Hehehe.

4. Jus lyk mai fwiend Billy Sweetfeats I jus hafta dwink Mommies bath water. Afer I gets mai dwink I gotsta pway wif her bubbles. I swats dem until mai feets get wet an den I hafta licks dem off. I fink dey arr yummy, but Mommie duzna lyks wen I do dis an twys ta gets dem first. I bitey her wen she twys.

5. I will not use mai kitteh bed fur nappies. I mayk bizkits in it an keeps mai toys in it soes Shadow canna gets dem but I willna use it fur anyfing else.

6. I reely reely lyk ta lay on top of mai kitteh tree. I pway meetloaf cat on it an tuk all mai feets unner me soes not ta be suspected of eevil pwots. Den wen Mommie or Shadow walk by I gives dem whapps wif full cwaws owt dat scaredy dem an kwik go bak ta meetloaf cat soes dey donna noes it waz me. Hehehe, its gwate funs.

Mommie sez I shuld do dis meme two tyms cuz dose arr only da fings I do all da tym. She sez der arr many fings dat I do silly lyk dat jus not all da tyms. May bee I will mayks it a Thursday Thirteen sumtym soes yoo can see all da funny fings I do. Now ta tag sum kittehs. I fink I will tag sum of owr noo cat bloggers dat I met soes we can lurns more bowt dem.

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