Chance : Mommie haz been runnins rownd lyk sum cwazy bean all weeken long an wazna home wif me lyk she shuld have been or tayk mai pyctoor or nofing!
Mommie : I spent the whole day with you on Sunday. We sat on the couch the whole day and watched television together. Don't you remember?
Chance : Acorse I amember, but dat duzna splain why der iz no pyctoors of me fur mai bloggy today.
Mommie : Well my camera (a.k.a. flashy box) was in my purse on the other side of the room and you looked so comfortable sleeping on my lap that I did not want to wake you by getting up. And the only time you were awake the whole day was when you were eating.
Chance : I styl donna fink itz any escuse, but I can furgives yoo dis tym I gess.
Mommie : Gee, thanks I think. How very kind of you. Does this mean I won't be bitten while I try to sleep tonight?
Chance : Donna pushy yur luk, hehehehe.