Well afer Mommie put dat bell on meh, she also gave me my firs t-shirt! I still not sur iffin I lyke it or not, but Mommie paid me fur my mod...mode.....posin. Yup Yup Daisy, I got TEM-TAY-SHUNS! Dairy fwavor wuns. Dey arr pawwwsum! Mommie had ta put da powch up high cuz I kep chewin on it. Hehehe.
Mommie sed wen she sawz it she laugh and laugh lyke a wunatic. Da wady at da store luked at her lyke she was funny or sumting. Well she iz my mommie so I noow. She is funnies.
Otay mommie Iz had enuf of dis. Take da shyrty off pwease.
Fine Iz giv yoo wun more posey, but den yoo beter tak it off and giv me my payz.