OOooo And checkz owt my tunnell.....Dis is where I hidez from da woofie....
Iz not soo happy bout da woofie yet. He runs too much and makes lowd woffie noizes. I just gives him da hissie and he goes aways. I didz let him sniff at me dis morning, den I wentz back to my cagey to nap while mommie is out hunting.
Wen woofie makes lowd noisez, I runz to mommie and she piks me up soes I can layz on my Gizzy Quilt! Look how beyootiful it iz. And it gots here just in timez too. Mommie got it out of the blak box on the road when wez got homez. It's soo soft and cumfy and I likez to put the bitey on the cornerz of it!
Here iz nuther pic of my gizzy......yoo can tellz I likez it cause I m alwayz on it.....See
Iz sooo happies to be in my furrever home. Mommie gives me treats and stinky goodness everydayz and protectez me frum da woofie too. I guess hez not so bad, he juz scaredys me when he playz wit hiz toys and makes the lowd woofie barks. But he goes away when I hissie at him so I guess hez otay. Maybe sumday I'll letz him cum close enough to sniffz me. Or maybe I just whacks him in da face. I'll tink abouts it and letz you knowz what I decidez.