Monday, January 24, 2011

Mancat Monday

Dear Mommy,

For your birthday I promise to be a good mancat. No scratchy the furniture. No kicking litter out the box. No whapping the dumb dog. No beating up my sister.

I promise not to beg for treats or annoy you when you're moving too slow with my breakfast.

I swear to keep my claws out of your leg when I'm snuggling on the couch. I also swear not to bitey the blankie monster (even though that guy drives me crazy).

For your birthday Mommy I promise all this to say Thank You for loving me.

Your Handsome Mancat,


*offer only good Monday January 24, 2011. Mancat can at anytime revoke said offer because he feels like it.


The Meezers or Billy said...

sounds fair to us! HappyPurrfdayChancesMom!

Katnip Lounge said...

Now that's an excelling persent, especially the exclusion "claws"!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Very swwet, Chance! And Happy Birthday to your Mummy!

Angel and Kirby said...

Happy Birthday to your Mom. You are so good to give Mom that wonderful present!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Awwwww. Now the question is, although Chance means this now, will he be able to keep these promises or will they fall alongside New Year resolutions? Either way, we know you love your mom.