Chance-Mommy brought home the best new kitty bed, but she keeps yelling at me when I lay in it. She's being a mean Mommy today.
Mommy-Chance hunny, it's not a kitty bed. It's a pee pee pad for Shadow. It's for his old guy accidents. (poor Shadow is having incontinency problems).
Shadow-Mom!?! Just cause The V-E-T said it's normal for geezer dogs to have "accidents" doesn't make it any less embarrasing. And now you told everyone! Chance is right, you're being a mean Mommy today.