Yes, I am sleepin on Shadows pillow.Yes, I made Shadow sleep on my blanky.
No Mommie, I do not find it funnies, just comfy.
Just a little funny to get your Monday going...
Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle.
The poodle, realizing all three males want her, decides to put them to a test. "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The black lab quickly says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," the poodle says. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
Then the golden retriever says, "I HATE liver and cheese!"
"My, my," says the poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the lab's sentence."
She turns to the last of the three dogs, the cihuahua, and says, "How about you, little guy?"
"Cheese mine. Liver alone."
The poodle, realizing all three males want her, decides to put them to a test. "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The black lab quickly says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," the poodle says. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
Then the golden retriever says, "I HATE liver and cheese!"
"My, my," says the poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the lab's sentence."
She turns to the last of the three dogs, the cihuahua, and says, "How about you, little guy?"
"Cheese mine. Liver alone."
8 comments:
Chance can be so very pleasant at times!
Haha! Cute joke!! You are funny, Chance!
Was it a standard or toy poodle?
Purrs,
Abby & Stygia
Hahahaha! That was a good one! I am also laughing at Abby and Stygia's comment.
MOL - that's a good one Chance!
I wonder if Shadow thought it was funny that you slept on his pillow. That's a funny joke!
Thanks for stopping by my purrthday party.
Thats funny that you made the dog sleep in your spot - good work.
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