Chance: Wels I finawy hadsta teech Mommie a lesson. Shez gotten soo lazy latwy an I hadsta mayks a poynt. See Mommie hazna scooped mai poops in a squillion dayz.
Mommie: It was only two days!
Chance: ANYWAYZ!!! Wen she finawy gots awond ta cweenin it I reeeely hads ta go. Soes I pooped on da floor nex ta her. She waz not happies bowt dis at all.
Mommie: I was already running late for work and you made me later because I had to clean the floor before I left.
Chance: Wells nex tym may be yoo willna tayks soo looooooong ta cween mai boxie.
On anofur note: I hopes all mai fwiends hav a gwate weekend. Now I gots ta get goin soes I can bids on a BIG Squillion at Beau's bloggie. Good Luck Guyz!