
Dear Mommy,
For your birthday I promise to be a good mancat. No scratchy the furniture. No kicking litter out the box. No whapping the dumb dog. No beating up my sister.
I promise not to beg for treats or annoy you when you're moving too slow with my breakfast.
I swear to keep my claws out of your leg when I'm snuggling on the couch. I also swear not to bitey the blankie monster (even though that guy drives me crazy).
For your birthday Mommy I promise all this to say Thank You for loving me.
Your Handsome Mancat,
Chance
*offer only good Monday January 24, 2011. Mancat can at anytime revoke said offer because he feels like it.