5. I haz fownd da wunders of da talky box an I lurves it an we dunna evan havs da animal channel. Mommie lets me watchy da PBS durin da day wen she goes huntin. Dey havs sum gud coworfull pwogwams on. I lykes to watchy da cowors on da talky box.
6. I iz currently upsets wit mai Mommie cuz she kiwwed my kitteh gwass. Luks at it, itz soo sads. Itz turnin bwown an Mommie hads to frow it owt cuz its no gud. *sigh* I tolds yoo she waz no gud wit da pwants. If it dunna eats an poops, den she kiwws it.
(Note from Mommie: I am pretty sure the fact that Chance feels he has to lay on top of his grass helped with its demise.)
7. I am also not happies wit da Mommie rite now cuz she is neva homes to pway wit me. She been soo buzies da past too weeks she only haz tyme fur sleep an huntin. Her fwiends thru three birfday parties fur her an she wents to all of dem. Hoo needs THREE birfday parties anyway? Den she sed she haz utter stuff ta do lykes lawndwy an fud shoppins. Oh an las nite her fwiend called an invites her owt fur sumting call carry-o-keeys contest. An den she wun da contest an stays owt weel layt celebwatin. I tink Iz mor inpawtant den dat.
8. I lyke da woofie toys. I tak his toysies an runns off wit dem. He gots wun dat has dees cool tales on it an I gwabs it frum him an hides it unner da bed ware he canna gets it an Mommie haz to finds it fur him. Itz grate funs.
9. Iz stawted to cwimbs up on tings now. Mommie iz happies bowt dis cuz it meens my old boo boo dosna hurts me. Mommie iz not happies bowt dis cuz I keep twyin to lay on top of da hot-box. Dis mayks her nurvass.
10. Shadow an I arr havin a cowch war rite now. He sayz da best spot on da cowch is his spot an I not alowd to lays der. But weneva he moves frum da spot (wich iz not a lots) I jumps up reel fast lyke an takes it.
12. Mommie gots abowt a squillyun cans of stinky goodness fur me frum Granpa. Granpa is reely nyce an gives me all da stuff his kitteh willna eets (she old an pikky). Too bads Iz not eetin mai stinky goodness huh Mommie..........Hehehehehehehe
13. Myne Mommie duz not havs her own compyutur. She haz to do all my typins wen she at her day huntin pwace. Gud ting her bossy does not minds at all. He sez az long az she get her huntin stuff dun she can uze da spare tymes bwoggin fur me. Hez a nyce bossy evan if Mommie dosna tink soo all da tyme. But she canna always leev mai comments fur mai fwiends. Dis not soo gud.
Holy Cwap dat iz a lots of stuffs. Thirteen tings is hard to cum up wit. I donna noe how sum kittehs do it evawy week. Yoo guys arr jus pawsum kittehs. Maybe nex tyme I do dis I will pikkys a topic an no do da wandum agans. Iz ezawsted *YAAWWNNZZ* I needs a nappy.